*sweeps your path*

...

Subtle kek

The first thing I thought of was "he's sweeping away my petty excuses for not achieving my goal"

Or something as equally cliché

Are there monks that can fuck? I think that would be my ideal life.

The whole point of being a monk is that you detach yourself from physical pleasures so you can be closer to divinity.

just keep it in the down low

This a reference to muslims chimping out?

*bows slightly and keeps walking*

He still has much to learn.

*unsheet my katana*
Heh, bad day to be a theist
*teleports behind him*
Say hi to buddah for me...
*cut him in half*
Oh wait, THERE IS NO GOD!
*fade away as I tip my fedora*