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That can't be real...

>take fat fuck to forest
>'hey I buried some apples here, just dig a hole!'
>'Hmm user the hole is pretty deep, but I see no apples.'
>'Hey, I've noticed you've been taking my apples lately. Anything to say to that?'
>'Oh, well I'm sorry.'
>'Oh, well I'm sorry too.'
>user pumps shotgun

no but seriously, apples are fucking addicting and they have so many simple carbs. Wat do?

I don't know...
t. eats apples daily since elementary school

Please tell me you did something or are you spineless?

>bio-ethicist

Look at how grotesque and ridiculous the behavior of most super fatties is and tell me that wiping there asshole with hot tub jets is too weird for them to do.

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Pretty sure that's illegal, and fake.

What's illegal? Cleaning your ass in a public pool?

>why can't we just talk about whales
We are.

>cutting marks
Nope nope nope

that's the joke senpai

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Apples taste like piss. Eat a sweet potato or something actually delicious.

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ITT: Socialists' wet dream

>Breakfast
>Coca cola

what fucking garbage country is that ?

It's not breakfast, user.

Duh. I've been saying this for years; it's called negative reinforcement.

eating a fat girls pussy was enough for me to hate fat people. My god was it absolutely disgusting of a taste. Keep good hygiene for sex femanons.

>Pre breakfast
Even worse than you think.

>Dismantling the patriarchy by eating an entire cake by itself

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Describe it

you should steal chebro's visa

It’s just how it is. Pussies will smell like pure fucking garbage if you eat a burger and take some shots. Like I felt like I was about to gag or throw up it was just horrid.

Livin in America

Murica fuck yeah

Its PRE-breakfast shitlord

Hahaha you stupid fucker. I bet you couldnt get the smell out of your mouth for a week

>mom, why does everything i eat taste like stale, mouldy chicken and shame?

Your doctor cant rat on you. Then people would lie about the drugs they take or the items they put inside themselves, making the doctors job much harder

>he doesn't know about second breakfast

>everytime somebody skip breakfast of does IF, another guy take 2 breakfast

makes sense

What about elevenses? Lunch, afternoon tea? Dinner and supper?

>Pre breakfast

Sounds like shes just bulking to me user

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>this whole fucking tumblr
>mfw on phone so I have no face
If it's a troll it's a very skilled and dedicates one
If it's legit... It lives so far up its own ass it might as well live in a parallel universe
There is a certain point where you can stop wondering how these things affect you or the influence they have on society, they are just so removed from reality they aren't an issue for anyone

holy fuck
kill me

They have to if you're a danger to the people around you.
I don't know if that case could be considered such, but what the fattie did was a danger to public health.

>hating fat people
>when they actually spend all their money into food, which is good for economy
>when they actually die at 40 or 50 from shitty health issues leaving space for you while you'll live for 80+ years without any issue

thanks fatties, you make the world better

Holyh fuck that last line

They can if it becomes a public health concern.

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Mirin calves

The 6 minute mile the 300 pound monster is supposedly running should give it away, but knowing how delusional those fatties are, I can't stop thinking that this shit is somehow real.

>finally realized being fat is unhealthy
>died from a heart attack after working out on a treadmill
Damn shame.

>When you sit up but don't at the same time

i saw something similar once, i went to this guys place and he had a roomate that is about 400lbs too, i asked to go to the bathroom and the whale told me i could go to his, i went and it smelled like shit and cheese, there was a bidet big enough to fit an elephant and it was clogged and full of liquid shit, i literally threw up on the sink where there was a dirty underwear or socks i couldn't tell what it was and left the bathroom, waited for 5 minutes, pretend that i had a phone call and left the apartment and never came back

Even the mentally ill feel the need to justify their actions to at least themselves. She doesn't have to feel overwhelming shame about eating an entire cake when she's convinced herself it's some form of political activism.

She probably considers her overeating some sort of martyrdom.

Based fattie. Doing the Lord's work by killing herself.

>Overgrown children that are incapable of taking care of themselves and vote for whoever gives them more free stuff
>Good for anyone or anything
I mean, I'm sure the scooter industry is thrilled, but fuck fatties.

>No diet day
>Implying that's not everyday for these gargantuan blobs.

This bitch freaks me out, she looks like a ventriloquist puppet.....

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This looks like cropped porn.

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Why do fatties obess over Ursula?
She like the Quoran to these people, offend it or depict it wrong and they go on a Jihad

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>here are the ways I will be emotionally abusive
>how dare you assume I will be emotionally abusive

>thin privilege

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>6 minute mile
That's about 3200 m in 12 minutes, which is "Good" for "Experienced athletes" according to the cooper test.
Fuck that's delusional I'm reasonably fit but can do about 2800 m in 12 min

Anyone know the name of the artist? Couldn't find that tee on that site

Well, when they all drop dead from diabetes, there will be no one for us heterosexual white males to oppress, leading to the fall of the patriarchy, obviously.

I never imagined these ambulatory pork scratchings could be so deviously cunning, what with thoughts of cake taking up most of their brain capacity.

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Ah finally a fellow applefag, what kind do you usually get?

*put on your 3D glasses

>meanwhile doped pro cyclists are fine
>Lance even does triathlons

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I used to love Tom, but Trump Derangement Syndrome made his podcast unbearable. Also, fucking jew has more ads than content

LAND OF THE FRIES, HOME OF THE GLAZED

How would she be canonized? Patron saint of insulin?

>Jason Docherty
I 'member.

ARHAHAFAHGAHGAHFHAGA!!! WTF???!?!?!

Should've come to Veeky Forums and ask for advice. For some reason, fatties always start with the threadmill or jogging.

>Having a good (and growing) chunk of the population suffering from health and mental diseases is good for the economy in the long run
Americlap logic, everyone.

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It's the general leftists hypocrisy.
>everybody has a right to protect his culture ... except white people, fucking racists
>everybody has a right to be proud of his sexual orientation ... except straight people, fucking bigots
>everybody has a right to live out his gender identity ... except males, fucking sexists
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