/fph

That can't be real...

>take fat fuck to forest
>'hey I buried some apples here, just dig a hole!'
>'Hmm user the hole is pretty deep, but I see no apples.'
>'Hey, I've noticed you've been taking my apples lately. Anything to say to that?'
>'Oh, well I'm sorry.'
>'Oh, well I'm sorry too.'
>user pumps shotgun

no but seriously, apples are fucking addicting and they have so many simple carbs. Wat do?

I don't know...
t. eats apples daily since elementary school

Please tell me you did something or are you spineless?

>bio-ethicist

Look at how grotesque and ridiculous the behavior of most super fatties is and tell me that wiping there asshole with hot tub jets is too weird for them to do.

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Pretty sure that's illegal, and fake.