Gym troll thread

>see some guy doing barbell flies
>wait until he finishes his set, then grab his barbells without even asking him
>mfw I am the gains goblin, cardio 3 feet away from him
>pause to catch my breath
>He tells me, "Shoo shoo gains goblin"

keep em coming, keking like a stoned retard over here

gym troll thread

>see some guy doing lat raises 3kg dbs
>wait until he finishes his set, then grab the dbs without even asking him
>mfw i pop his weights in my pocket and do assisted chinups
>pause to catch my breath
>tell him "I used to be like you...before i got serious"

>see some cardiobunny apply makeup in the bathroom after her workout
>snatch her lipstick and violently hip thrust it for 4 reps
>spill my spaghetti and stutter “n-no h-homo”

>1pl8
>almost 8 times
>pause to catch my breath
You trolled yourself nigga

>see some girl on a computer at the front desk
>wait until she finishes typing, then grab my wallet without even asking her
>mfw i tip her repeatedly with all of the half-dollars I've saved over the years
>pause to catch my breath
>scream "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY" and tip her a dollar

>Lift 200 kg
>"Yea, I lift 180 kg, I'm really strong"

For what purpose?

>Yea, I only ate 800 kcal yesterday, chips and soda doesn't count

Kek

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