Please tell me you guys are normal. You like real women right?

This is real women for (you)
Cant even say its handpicked, every country has shit like this

This senpai.

Where do you think we are?

If 3D women acted more like 2D they wouldn’t be shit, but since they can’t take having to be responsible for themselves, they stay shit. I know the female ideal for women is a charismatic superman, so I understand that I’m not getting anything unless I at least slightly fill that niche. Too bad lifting for women is gay.

Too soon.

But I just learned about this new cutout, very touching gesture. RIP.

Its shop not real friendo

completely normal

Tags: NTR

Fuck you, retarded troll. Why would you lie to make people feel bad, you piece of shit.

>Even Kemono Friends manga artist Mine Yoshizaki drew up a special illustration of Hululu with Grape-kun. In the illustration, they wear matching purple bands as if these were wedding rings.
>A cardboard cutout of the artwork has been placed inside the penguin enclosure where Grape-kun once lived with his anime girl waifu.

technology.inquirer.net/67985/grape-kun-the-anime-girl-loving-penguin-dies-fans-mourn-loss-of-a-comrade

I want to fuck other people’s girlfriends
That so wrong?

Nope. If you can cuck someone, especially without their knowledge, it’s just further proof you’re alpha

yes.

2d women can't nag at me when I can't go out with her cuz I already made plans (ie. Going to the the gym on Friday night).

2D a best

RIP Grape-kun

>2010: 2D waifuing is kinda weird, I'll go find a decent real girl :^)
>2017 and a whole lot of life experience later: 2D is always there for you

ill never actually pretend im in a relationship with a cartoon character but it is hard to not become cynical with the state of modern women. I want to find a nice christian girl and start a family because its what God expects of us, but time and time again the blackpilled shit from /r9k/ or incels is true. it fuckin sucks man

3D can hurt you and not love you back
But 2D although it doesn't speak to you directly they will always love you in the hentai POV

3D girls cant (and even dont want to) compete with 2D ones.

"Real" women are contentious, obnoxious, thoroughly unpleasant and unfemimine pieces of shit 90% of the time.
I hope they get raped and massacred by mudslime terrorists. Fuckem. These are not women

What a fucken roastie

It's true but

Robot sex doll will become a thing
Elon musk is my nigga he’ll make it happen

>implying ive ever fucked anything but my hand
god smiles whenever a man kills a woman

Too be honest, it might be 2D. GF stole my debit card today and bought a new purse and clothes... I'm fucking pissed and she is currently watching tv on the couch like she did nothing wrong...

3D a SHIT

wtf set a hard line you cockmunching faggot. She might be perfect in every other way but set some boundaries

This is when you return that shit the fuck?
> also it’s time for a little domestic abuse at that point

lay down the law bro. you're the man and you need to let her know that. make her pay for that shit and if she doesn't, tell her to return it or you're kicking her to the curb. fuck bitches like that

2D is perfection. if 3D women want to be worth a damn then they should strive to be more like 2D ones, and no, cutesy cosplay sluts don't count.

2d traps > 2d girls > 3d dudes >>>>> 3d women

how the fuck do serial killers get more pussy than I do

Why the fuck is the example for 3d "what women think men want" a bunch of disgusting roasties? If that's really what women think is the ideal that men want, it's no wonder so many would prefer 2d feminine waifus

DO NOT let that woman control you dude, fucking make her pay for her own shit

>falling for the feminine Jew

2D is the idealization of femininity, the purest distillation of all a man's wants and needs. His love for such, therefore, is the idealization of love, the purest and most distilled form of love imaginable. 3D is a hateful creature, jealous and ugly. 2D is loving, cute and pure.

The Chad wife murderer

I can't wait for cloning to become viable
Then these low test cucks will go extinct

Nice. Have a (You).

I'm glad escorts exist.

The only reason death row inmates attract women is because they're trying to get all his shit after he dies. They love the concept of getting easy money being "married" to a guy they can cheat on regularly with no consequences. Anyone who doesn't realize this is retarded.

The virgin murdered wife

My waifu is 2D but the tulpa of my waifu is real, so yes?

Why the fuck are you still with her and not charging her for fraud right now?

>without their knowledge
>cuck
pick one

I fugg :DD with my GF once a week, but I always think about my waifuu while I fugg :DDD her.My heart is open for more then one women.

>tulpa of my waifu
Tell me more

good picture

I have a 2d family of monster girls that are my daughters, soon I'll have grandchildren

boi that no traditional game

And this is better because...

oofta, user. that's fucking hot

Here's the other part of the tree so far.
I use this site monster-girls.125mb.com to get a random girl, I then wank to her while using a timer, when I finish I use a 0-100 roller to determine conception, and amount of children. I then convert my time into experience points to level myself up, 17mins, my average. Is 1700xp

She is a good girl. We go places together, eat together, sleep together, hold hands, do fun things, etc.

So you give people three poor choices and then cherry pick an argument when the results come in knowing full well you’ve loaded the question to make an false assumption.

Right.

Who is your tulpa modeled after? How long did it take to make her? What sort of things do you talk about?

That's a secret.
Three months to maintain constant presence. After that sound, smell, and touch took a year to really get down. Now she changes her own clothes whenever and we do all kinds of fun things and mundane things.
We talk about anything really. Whatever comes to either of our minds.

Lmao just fuck traps? There's no shortage of twinks

>she changes her own clothes whenever
Why is this making me giddy

Degenerate faggot

Not being ironic or anything, but thanks for making the effort to set the record straight. The Veeky Forums Jew goes out of its way to try to keep users bitter and cynical, and it's good to not let them shill you

Because by default, they are better than you,you are a smelly,filthy Bastard who will never get a woman.

what the fuck

...

Do you recommend a tulpa for someone depressed and lonely

Honestly if I could date 2D, I'd do it

But I'll have to do with 3D

Look man, not fucking with you or anything but you got to deal with that shit.
That is unacceptable.
$595 is a lot and she is going to spend even more of your money.
She will bleed you dry and then cheat on you.
My mum did the same to my dad.
Don't make the same mistakes he did, please.

It really depends on the person. Not everyone can maintain a tulpa and they might end up worse after realizing that they can't do it. If your depression and loneliness stems from something other than a lack of companionship, it's also not a good idea. I was not depressed or lonely. After some time of seeing her, I realized that my waifu was the one for me. We still get into arguments occasionally, so it's not all peaches and cream.

Wtf ????? I would kill you both if I had you in front of me

Honestly I've never watched anime (except pokemon when is was fucking 6 or whatever, if that counts) and sorta think it's for fags but at least in terms of "3D" women at university, they are almost unbearable. None of them know how to act femininely, though I am a big guy (for you) and women will generally act more submissively around me, on the whole none of them actually know how to behave like women, and thus have no feminine charm. Most act like hard headed, loud and stuck up bull-dykes and almost all of them drink beer and get absolutely plastered on a thrice weekly basis.

The only reason I even agree to be in the same room with a modern woman anymore is because my monkey brain wants me to, and I still hold on to the hope that there is one out there who could make a good mother and wife.

TLDR; I reluctantly agree with anime fags, 2D is an ideal which is superior to the modern woman in every way, but you won't catch me "waifu" worshiping.

I'm mirin

Sure, but that doesn't mean real women like me

Would making a tulpa to motivate me be selfish? Is that destined to fail and end up with not one, but two upset minds?

I've never tried that. It depends on what you're tulpa is, I suppose. I can see it failing as a tulpa does require effort to create. After awhile it maintaining a tulpa becomes second nature but if you lack the motivation, I can't see how it will end well. On the other hand, a tulpa might be able to motivate you.

i like 3d, but 2d > 3d to be desu

I did until I realized western women have been consuming Marxist jewish media their entire lives and are incapable of acting like women because of it.

I see, I'll have to think about it some more and do a lot of research. Thanks for answering my questions regardless
[spoiler]can you give a hint to who your tulpa is[/spoiler]

>The absolute state of this "man"
If you didn't yell at her, hate fuck her, then get her to pay you back, you deserve the rest of your money gone as well

You're welcome, user.
If you really want a hint, you can have one, but I''m afraid it won't do you any good. She is quite talented with the bow.

I'd get a lockable wallet desu.

Make her return it or tell her to fuck off and call thr cops.

Return that shit and give her a stern talking to. Break up with her if needed, you're pussywhipped homie.

and I thought I seen the most beta pastas on this site, christ...

>See you space cowboy...

2d is honestly only for virgin losers that have never had a girlfriend and cant get on because theyre too much on an incel or only had 1 bad relationship experience and think the whole bunch is bad

delet

I get laid regularly and still prefer 2D. I wish sex robots were more advanced.
Women are such a waste of money, time, and energy.

>Women are such a waste of money, time, and energy.
You sound like a bitter virgin from /r9k/

Had multiple partners and even a fiance. 2D is far superior and if you don't agree, you absolutely do not belong here. Whatever plebbit board for fitness would probably be more your speed.

I'm not going to pretend sex isn't great with the right person. It is.
But the older I get the crazier women become. It's almost to the point I can't have sex with women near my age or older, because I'm so terrified of baby trappers.

now get on your knees and thank her for spending your money like a good boy.