The bars open

>invite girl I know to halloween hike thing on campus
>she's down
>was hoping to swing it into a date
>last minute, asks if a guy friend could come
I tried.

Just pick the two (2) excersises that are more fun for you and try to hit the main muscles.

>feel pretty lonely after entire lifetime of tfw no gf
>for the first time in my life, head on over to /soc/, of all places
>find a thread to meet people from my neck of the woods
>post in the thread with the goal of finding a qt gf, but also state I'm open to talking to some bros because who couldn't use more friends, right?
>a day later someone adds me
>he seems like a cool guy, he has pretty eclectic taste in music and is super friendly and patient with me
>we get along really well, have fun, engaging and worthwhile conversations
>can tell he's a bit of a weeb, but in the endearing way, not the annoying way
>we both joke about 3D women being inferior to our 2D waifus
>we talk in the evenings about our interests, and about loneliness and our respective plans finding qts
>talk about jobs, our futures, what we want out of life
>even though we're both somewhat ambitious, at our cores we both want lives of contentedness
>a couple days later, as we're talking, he says he should tell me something
>he is actually a she, and it dawns on me that I had just been assuming she was male because Veeky Forums is like 90% male
>go back through our chat history (and all the instances of me calling her "dude" and "man"), she had sort of been obliquely asking about how my search for a girl had been going, if I had any prospects in mind
>view all of the things I'd said to her about loneliness and love and life in a different light, now knowing what I know now
>can feel myself sorta falling for her, even though I don't even know what she looks like, if she's interested in men, if she's a trap, if she's even real

it's a weird feel lads, like I'm losing my tethers to reality, but I think there could be something here...

Feeling pretty fucking great rn tbqh
>20 year old kissless virgin
>roommates drag me along to a Halloween party on Friday
>end up talking to a qt 19 year old STICC sophomore girl, we have similar interests and get along well
>she gives me her snapchat and phone number
>go on first "date" today, just got some Jamba Juice and talked for about an hour between classes
>texts me during my next class, turns out that we're both free afterwards
>go to a haunted house together, was pretty lame but she was squeezing my hand hard as fuck the whole time
>walk her back to her dorm
>we make plans to hang out at her place on Saturday and will go to a party together after
>say goodbye and she kisses me on the cheek
I-Is this what making it feels like?

A very close family member of mine just went through ten months of hell, a restraining order, and one false rape accusation because of a borderline gf he was too pussy to break off.
These people suffer from a mental disease; you've seen it before.
Don't fucking subject yourself to it. No go, buddy.

something may be kindling, my friend

user you now have a chance to escalate with her. escalate your intentions with her at her place and the party. do it for the anons without gfs and the anons who don't have gfs right now. plunge your pecker deep inside for us. you have the collective wisdom of thousands of sexually frustrated weight lifting males. I believe in you user, bust a nut for us.

wellsir, I had me a horrible case of the CFS, picked meself up with a fruitarian diet and some of the ol' dry fastin

but nows I'm at a crossroads, not quite sick, yet not quite cured, and I guess it's either sink er swim at this point

but with the seasons changin', the spring time here, I can't get meself off the cooked starches, dammit. I can't get me act together and get back on the fruits, the herbs, and the fastin'.

probably hard wishin that I'd find some1 who could relate to what I'm sayin', but 'ere I am, drownin' my worries out at this ol' bar 'ere.

so maybe the problem isn`t all the things you said but your narrow, "nihilist", selfcenter, inmature distortion of the world?

My left ear has been ringing ever since I got off a plane ride to my grandpa's funeral a week ago

I'm so sick of these incessant disorders coming from nowhere

How the fuck do I fix