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Yeah this. Of all the various concepts that various cultures have had for an afterlife, the christian concept of heaven is the most asinine because frankly the concept is so obviously mean to appeal to a very specific subset of people.
>>No sex
>>Videogames
>>None of the things that make life on this earth enjoyable or fun like tasty food and top-tier alcoholic beverages that get you stupidly fucked up
>>no partying except if you count praising jebus as partying
Christians are fucking dumb for thinking this will actually appeal to people now.

>>No Videogames
Fixed

Don't worry, the place you're going to is much hotter.

Because Christianity isn't wish fulfilling bullshit.

Why wouldn't there be? There's nothing logically stopping you from reading any book, watching any movie, exploring the universe, seeing any event in history as it happened, etc.

But what if you want to experience sex and the joy it brings?

Christians believe in a physical resurrection of the dead you dunce. Spiritual resurrection is heretical.

>>Because Christianity isn't wish fulfilling bullshit.
You're right, Christardery is just regular bullshit.

>>Why wouldn't there be?
Fuck dude, read your own post. Christianity isn't wish fulfilling bullshit by your own words. Given this, I see no reason to want anything to do with your faith.

Your own fellow believers in this thread disagree with you.

If anything, hedonistic afterlife is the biggest flag for a fraud religion.

I'm pretty sure the biggest tell as far as fraud is concerned is all the unverifiable claims. Which just about every religion I can think of has to one extent or another.

obsession with pleasure is a sin, it means you are willing to do immoral things to get it