What workout is this called?

girlDog
girlDog

What workout is this called?

Playboyize
Playboyize

This would be the "No self-respect and obsessing over some biatch who barely knows you exist" workout.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Thanks OP my boss saw this and i just got promoted

StonedTime
StonedTime

that small amount of cum
how? I literally shoot a few feet in front of me, I always have to aim down on a tissue because of this

eGremlin
eGremlin

jerk and clean

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

not squeezing the base hard just before the point of orgasm
smfh

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I had a guy do this to me and send me the pic, fucking disgusting

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

that dick is so tiny too....

Soft_member
Soft_member

and of course it happened on reddit of all places

likme
likme

thanks op my fire just bossed me

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

power jerk

Methnerd
Methnerd

this
if you cant launch a cumshot past your head to hit the wall you are low test

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

wouldnt say thats a small amount of cum, but yeah, his kegel muscles seem low test

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

why do i keep watching these

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

How do I get thicker more powerful loads bros?

TreeEater
TreeEater

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

nb4 pruned

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Stop being a rulefag and have some fun.

girlDog
girlDog

Was getting a handjob from my girl at the time
We were just laid there chatting while she gave me a hj
About to cum
She normally gets down there and swallows
She ended up aiming it at my head because she thought it would be funny
I'm not paying attention to where it's aimed
Get blasted in the face and on the wall behind me with my own cum

Thanks for reading my blog.

idontknow
idontknow

Thanks bro.

SniperWish
SniperWish

That's hot.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

How'd it taste?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

begin wiping it off the wall and forcing it into her mouth.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I ordered some lecithin a couple days ago, should be coming in a few days, my dick is gonna erupt like a volcano

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

turn a funny little event into grounds for imprisonment

Lunatick
Lunatick

Just don't do it autistically, do it playfully... but do it.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Eh not really. It's not my kind of thing.

Didn't get any in my mouth m8

Bidwell
Bidwell

so what's the story here? Is this just some weirdo jizzing over pics of some girl he knows or is it someone famous?

likme
likme

Wasting protein
Smh famalam

SniperGod
SniperGod

That watery, yellow ish low volume semen

LMAO I know this guy is low test.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Reported