What workout is this called?

What workout is this called?

This would be the "No self-respect and obsessing over some biatch who barely knows you exist" workout.

Thanks OP my boss saw this and i just got promoted

>that small amount of cum
how? I literally shoot a few feet in front of me, I always have to aim down on a tissue because of this

jerk and clean

>not squeezing the base hard just before the point of orgasm
smfh

I had a guy do this to me and send me the pic, fucking disgusting

that dick is so tiny too....

and of course it happened on reddit of all places

thanks op my fire just bossed me

power jerk

this
if you cant launch a cumshot past your head to hit the wall you are low test

wouldnt say thats a small amount of cum, but yeah, his kegel muscles seem low test

...

why do i keep watching these

How do I get thicker more powerful loads bros?

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

nb4 pruned

Stop being a rulefag and have some fun.

>Was getting a handjob from my girl at the time
>We were just laid there chatting while she gave me a hj
>About to cum
>She normally gets down there and swallows
>She ended up aiming it at my head because she thought it would be funny
>I'm not paying attention to where it's aimed
>Get blasted in the face and on the wall behind me with my own cum


Thanks for reading my blog.

Thanks bro.

That's hot.

How'd it taste?

>begin wiping it off the wall and forcing it into her mouth.

I ordered some lecithin a couple days ago, should be coming in a few days, my dick is gonna erupt like a volcano

>turn a funny little event into grounds for imprisonment

Just don't do it autistically, do it playfully... but do it.

Eh not really. It's not my kind of thing.

Didn't get any in my mouth m8

so what's the story here? Is this just some weirdo jizzing over pics of some girl he knows or is it someone famous?

>Wasting protein
Smh famalam

>That watery, yellow ish low volume semen

LMAO I know this guy is low test.

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