How to avocado

They have a very high fat content

toast with salt and pepper

literally just tell your doctor that you have a hard time focusing in work/school/whatever.
they hand that shit out like candy

Salt+pepper. Sometimes straight but usually with breakfast, eggs, bacon, hash browns.

Man, I'm off tomorrow and I am going to cook myself a godly breakfast

I eat one every day, usually one of two ways:
>cut in half
>lime juice, salt, pepper on each half
>scoop out with a spoon
Or I put it in a sandwich with a couple eggs. Shit is so cash

>Not making it guacamole
Salt, garlic, lime juice, maybe some diced tomatoes.

Best way to do it.

lmao what, it's mostly monounsaturated fat you dolt. using avocado/nuts to replace most of your saturated fats is a smart idea though, large portions of saturated fatty acids, particularly animal fats are terrible for you

love the taste of them, i just cut it open and eat right from the skin

Add salt, pepper, and SMALL amount of salad dressing. Put on toast with yogurt or hummus. I sometimes also add a bunch of louisiana sauce.

Adderall isn't really something good to mess around with much. If you need it for studying, or whatever, honestly just try to mooch 1 or 2 from a friend with ADHD.

Same with benzos - I just told the doctor I have flight anxiety and now I have 3 xanax just in case I ever need it (job interview, anxiety attack), but not enough to abuse since its a shit drug to get hooked on.