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Post fitness related mires

I myself have never been mired so I'm just here to vicariously live through all of you

Here’s one for you friend
>be on cruise ship, eating alone at breakfast because got lost from group (seriously if you go on one make sure you have a meeting place and time because it is very easy to miss each other)
>cute Romanian waitress walks past my table and, smiles and winks at me.
>she does it a minute late, wink and everything
>I autistically wink back the second time then run off to find my parents because I’m a social coward
Still felt good

you can look like that and get mires? wtf

tfw phone posting but 6 hour ban I got 2 months ago still hasn't lifted.

>Be me about half a year ago on LAN party at best friends house
>Ending of last day so packing everything up about to leave
>Suddenly his gf appears out of thin air and is standing with us in the room
>Totally forgot that they were going on a date after this
>Leftover pizza's on the ground, whole room is a shit-stain
>Leave the room to give them space and freshen myself up
>after a while I am having a very friendly conversation with her about random stuff
>head home

>Few days later
>went to the gym with bro
>He told me he was jealous of my arms (I dont even have the nicest arms in Veeky Forums, kek'd)
>Ask why

His gf told him I had the most beautiful arms she had ever seen

I still laugh my ass off every time I remember this story

>dad bought me a Marcy forearm wrist machine in high school
>it was adjustable, so I’d put it on max resistance and just work out my forearms back and forth all day
>even in school, I’d use it in class or at the lunch table
>cute thicc emo chick is mirin my arms
>I flex for her
>fucking massive forearm bulge, as it’s the only exercise I did at the time
>her eyes widen
>I do the jerkoff motion, totally ghostin that shit
>emo chick literally chokes on her orange juice
>she’s laughing and fucking heaving at the same time, her chin and shirt drenched in juice and drool
>starts doing that deep, harsh croup cough
>bitch has killed my boner
>she excuses her self as graciously as possible in that scenario
>meets up with me and asks to hang out
>end up finger blasting her behind the movie theater at the mall

>gym I've trained at for 7 years closed in october
>had to go to new gym
>new guys, new physiques
>that guy looks pretty good, holy fuck that other guy is such a shitter, holy fuck that turk is built as fuck
>walls are lined with mirrors and the windows are very reflective, basically 360 vision wherever
>one day see some guy in the corner of my eye
>holy FUCK that dude is the best looking cunt I've seen so far
>look around where he is
>it was me, reflected back and forth between the window and two different mirrors

I still have a long way to go (for me) before I am at my target weight but I got 'mired the other night.

>weight section to the left of treadmill row
>be only guy in section. I work out late: > 6pm
>one of the few young female black people at my gym gets on treadmill closest to weight area
>genetic booty flying everywhere but in good shape otherwise
>Just finished my set of warm up barbell rows being my third overall exercise so i'm pumped in the right spots.
>put 205 on bar and as I'm setting my last 35 on the bar, I happen to look that way and her chin is over her shoulder facing my way.
>I smile slightly. She smiles and goes back to treadmilling.

>it was me, reflected back and forth between the window and two different mirrors
lmao. No joke sometimes I catch glimpses of my reflection on things without realizing and accidentally self-mire. Been lifting for a while now so I don't know why I get surprised. Imposter syndrome I guess.

neck yourself mehmet

>at a funeral with just my dad because I got off school for it
>didn’t know the guy who died at all so wasn’t really a big occasion
>friend of my parents who’s a woman in her 40s comes over to chat with me and paps outside the church
> hello there! You must be user
>hey how are you
> you’re very attractive
>me, paps and another friend of my dad laugh
>friend of my dad tells her to control herself I’m only eighteen
>tfw I still live for these highs