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Post fitness related mires

I myself have never been mired so I'm just here to vicariously live through all of you

Here’s one for you friend
>be on cruise ship, eating alone at breakfast because got lost from group (seriously if you go on one make sure you have a meeting place and time because it is very easy to miss each other)
>cute Romanian waitress walks past my table and, smiles and winks at me.
>she does it a minute late, wink and everything
>I autistically wink back the second time then run off to find my parents because I’m a social coward
Still felt good

you can look like that and get mires? wtf

tfw phone posting but 6 hour ban I got 2 months ago still hasn't lifted.

>Be me about half a year ago on LAN party at best friends house
>Ending of last day so packing everything up about to leave
>Suddenly his gf appears out of thin air and is standing with us in the room
>Totally forgot that they were going on a date after this
>Leftover pizza's on the ground, whole room is a shit-stain
>Leave the room to give them space and freshen myself up
>after a while I am having a very friendly conversation with her about random stuff
>head home

>Few days later
>went to the gym with bro
>He told me he was jealous of my arms (I dont even have the nicest arms in Veeky Forums, kek'd)
>Ask why

His gf told him I had the most beautiful arms she had ever seen

I still laugh my ass off every time I remember this story

>dad bought me a Marcy forearm wrist machine in high school
>it was adjustable, so I’d put it on max resistance and just work out my forearms back and forth all day
>even in school, I’d use it in class or at the lunch table
>cute thicc emo chick is mirin my arms
>I flex for her
>fucking massive forearm bulge, as it’s the only exercise I did at the time
>her eyes widen
>I do the jerkoff motion, totally ghostin that shit
>emo chick literally chokes on her orange juice
>she’s laughing and fucking heaving at the same time, her chin and shirt drenched in juice and drool
>starts doing that deep, harsh croup cough
>bitch has killed my boner
>she excuses her self as graciously as possible in that scenario
>meets up with me and asks to hang out
>end up finger blasting her behind the movie theater at the mall

>gym I've trained at for 7 years closed in october
>had to go to new gym
>new guys, new physiques
>that guy looks pretty good, holy fuck that other guy is such a shitter, holy fuck that turk is built as fuck
>walls are lined with mirrors and the windows are very reflective, basically 360 vision wherever
>one day see some guy in the corner of my eye
>holy FUCK that dude is the best looking cunt I've seen so far
>look around where he is
>it was me, reflected back and forth between the window and two different mirrors

I still have a long way to go (for me) before I am at my target weight but I got 'mired the other night.

>weight section to the left of treadmill row
>be only guy in section. I work out late: > 6pm
>one of the few young female black people at my gym gets on treadmill closest to weight area
>genetic booty flying everywhere but in good shape otherwise
>Just finished my set of warm up barbell rows being my third overall exercise so i'm pumped in the right spots.
>put 205 on bar and as I'm setting my last 35 on the bar, I happen to look that way and her chin is over her shoulder facing my way.
>I smile slightly. She smiles and goes back to treadmilling.

>it was me, reflected back and forth between the window and two different mirrors
lmao. No joke sometimes I catch glimpses of my reflection on things without realizing and accidentally self-mire. Been lifting for a while now so I don't know why I get surprised. Imposter syndrome I guess.

neck yourself mehmet

>at a funeral with just my dad because I got off school for it
>didn’t know the guy who died at all so wasn’t really a big occasion
>friend of my parents who’s a woman in her 40s comes over to chat with me and paps outside the church
> hello there! You must be user
>hey how are you
> you’re very attractive
>me, paps and another friend of my dad laugh
>friend of my dad tells her to control herself I’m only eighteen
>tfw I still live for these highs

I mostly get mires for my looks but I'm sure the gains and height also helps. here's the most recent and notable mire
>be at pre-party with friends and some girls before going to a club in town
>talk to a cutie the whole night
>on the way to the club, I hold her because "omg I'm like soo drunk you need to hold me up so I don't fall hihi"
>walk past another girl while still holding around her
>other girl goes "you're really handsome"
>the girl I'm holding goes "ooooo, you should go back and get her number"
> say "I don't chase anyone who gives me compliments"
>arrive at club, make out with her, then move on to the dancefloor and dance and grind with some other girls here and there and go home with one of them
good night lads. it's not always like this though. some nights nothing happens at all, while in others, I feel like a god

>tfw no women act like this around me
>only been sort of mired once by a girl trying to get back at her ex
>oh user, you have much bigger muscles than him
>we're more or less exactly the same build
>feels bad man

Well, I had the typical bro-mire the other day.
>permabulked for like a year feeling like shit
>been cutting for the last 3 months looking small as fuck in the mirror and start doubting if I will ever make it
>a few days ago I see a gymbro with a guy I've never met before
>do my lifts talking with them between set
>yesterday talking with gymbro alone
>"Man, I'm tired of this cut I don't know if it's worth it, I'm looking small as fuck"
>"Are you kidding, user? You are looking jacked. My friend the other day asked me if you were juicing"

Feels good man

i have been mired a few times... full disclosure i don't consider myself that attractive or built and am only 5'8''..
>that time in iraq i was smoking a cig at the smoke pit and people were commenting that i was like an abercrombie and fitch model..
>the time at the beach when my friends starting poking my pectorals and saying things like "it's like sheet-rock.."
>the time when i first started working out, young teen and my friends hot cousin asked "why do you have muscles?" lol we hooked up a few years later but she turned into a psychopath... these days we have an uneasy truce...
>the time chilling in my friends basement and one of my friends tried to bench what i was benching as i had my equipment down there at the time, way bigger guy than me and he nearly got crushed because we were in the other room and had to scream for help.. to this day he brings it up like "i almost killed myself!"
there may be a few others but those are the ones off the top of my head...

> in gym with gymbro
> chest day, doing some incline db bench presses
> feeling pretty good today
> see qt through the mirror taking the bench right next to me and Start doing some rows
> niceass.jpg
> "give me the 40kg (88lbs) ones pls, those are kinda light"
> gymbro gives me 40kg dbs
> see qt sitting up on her bench watching me
> start repping the 40s like it was nothing
> finish set, and see qt staring at me with open eyes and dropped jaw
> realise I saw her, smiles at me akwardly and walks away

Felt good brehs

lets see those arms, user

>things that never happened

Pleasant story, somehow it made me feel good.

This is bodybuilder according to women. srs

>squats
>get rack next to dude and his gf
>they pay me no mind
>he's giving her tips on form and shit
>says he's going to "go heavy" now
>he throws on 2.5pl8
>by this time I'm at 2pl8 and doing pause reps
>his gf starts with quick glances
>her boyfriend begins to struggle with reps
>at this time I'm now at 4.5pl8 (206kg)
>get multiple guys come up to me and ask how I got to that weight
>finally dude looks and asks if I need a spot
>castanza him
>bang out my 4 reps and rack it
>his gf is in awe
>random dudes giving me nods

idk fit it was a pretty weird experience but I've been having a lot of mirin moments lately. feels really good, definitely helps with motivation and shit. also my self esteem is at a new high

At the same time:
>"you know? pic related is not natty"
>"You are just jealous, user. He is not like those oily bodybuilders, he's just fit and has style. Just because you don't work as hard as him doesn't mean he is taking asteroids."

How are your other lifts user?
Fuck my life, I can't squat more than 140kg no matter what.

disgusting
why no bj?

>Recovering skelly
>Female housemate asked if i've gained weight and said it suits me.

It's not much lads but it's my mire

>been lifting for a bit more than 5 years
>before lifting was a 5'11 69kg skelly, always been a skelly as a kid
>now same height, 80kg, 10-12%bf
>childhood friend reached out to me, saying he and his gf would like to start lifting
>asks me to help them out as a PT since he knows I've been lifting for a while
>agree as long as he either comes to my gym or takes me to his gym and back

fast-forward to first session with him
>dude is a serious skelly, about the same state as me before started lifting
>only legs are okayish since he has been playing soccer for years
>says I look like a monster in a good way
>mires all the time when I'm lifting
>coach him though his first leg day, make sure he has proper form for squats
>make him a simple routine without deadlifts for now since I want to make sure I shiw him correct form before he goes into it
>keeps asking me a lot of questions, bought a lot of supplements and seems like he's really into it
>tfw inspired someone to start the Veeky Forums path

also my gf's little brother (now 18yo) started lifting because of me, though he has some health problems now and had to stop for a while

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Give her the dick

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lol don't cha hate that.

Meh, you cant do this in a club or anywhere else where people will see this guy as a regular 5/10 nobody, so he probably enjoyed those micro mires.

Good lift though.

prime and ready for some BBC

>damage control

I was a wrestler growing up so always in decent shape but after lifting for 6 months I finally have girls hanging on me. My eyes and arms are the most complimented.

Are you arab, kurd or assyrian

ROAST

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Not him, but just squat more. I do squats 3 times a week.

Mirin squat user. How do you usually warm up for squats? I can't figure out how to balance out getting warmed up enough and wasting too much energy on warm up sets. Currently pause squatting 2.5pl8s.

KARA BOGA

jeez, what a qtpie

>Go party with people from my college class
>Always wore hoodies so people couldn't really grasp my powerlevel and I really like hoodies
>take off hoody at club because it's fucking hot and I started sweating a bit
>College friends start noticing
>Keep dancing
>Girls come closer and start dancing with me
>Casually feeling my body up
>Touching my arms and chest subtly while "telling" me something
>Feel hands touching my sweaty back
>hear "oh my god"
>Play it cool and dance some more
>Later that night one of the drunk sloots grabbed my dick through my pants
>Told her I'm flattered but I have a gf
>Go home and sleep with gf

This fuelled my ego for about 2 weeks

>see my uni crush at a party
>go say hi
>she hugs me and says we must talk
>takes me aside and offers me a drink
>hhhhhhnnnnggg
>havent seen her since last semester
>since then started going back to the gym + now wearing a tight, white riviera shirt
>her friend comes over and compliments my shirt
>my crush agrees and now her gaze locks onto my chest
>pic related
>i say it could use some ironing
>her friend gives me a long look, and leaves
>crush offers another beer
>crush comes closer to me
>she thanks me multiple times for helping her out last semester
>we are now leaning on to each other as we talk
>lunging to each of us ears, cheeks grinding next to each other
>she wants to know about me, what i have been doing, will i be staying in town, what's my plans for future
>decide to tell the truth, making 4x GDP per capita and fuck this shithole im leaving the moment i graduate
>she puts her hand on my lower back
>watisdis.jpg
>i reflect the gesture
>she doesn't mind
>i cannot compute
>i initiate spaghetti spilling
>never knew she had any feelings for me
>always thought she has just been nice to me
>i always thought she already has a bf
>wtf is happening
>all comes sense to me now, she's actually in to me
>this is no play anymore user, she's in to you
>realize i could have just lunged at her mouth at any point instead of her ear
>why have we been talking all this time
>panic.exe
>blue screen of death
>now she's already leaving to dance floor
>wtf happened
>how can my brain stop functioning at mission critical
>i follow her with my gaze
>she checks her six, sees me and smiles
>hhnnnnnnngggg.jpg of dreams
>confused as fuck
>3 minutes goes by and now she's making out with someone else
fuck my life

I was helping my friend landscaping, trying to replant a tree
>Dig out old dying tree and break it up, nothing to mire here just dirty work
>Friend takes tractor and brings in new tree, maybe 200 lbs likely less
>Friend is a lanklet and weak, 6'3 130-ish, he just needs to eat more
>Keep trying to move the tree as a group effort but he thinks its too heavy to move without damaging it or the bushes around the hole
>he calls his even smaller mom and sister over to help us because he keeps dropping it on his side.
>So seeing this shitshow growing more and more retarded I suggest we find some chains or rope to keep the tree steady as we fill in the hole
>Immediately as they let go of the tree to look for those things I tilt it up and slide the biggest branch over my shoulders and quickly yoke carry/ 1/2 rep ohp it to clear the bushes right into the hole.
>his sister and mom both mired me mouthing "OMG" to each other and friends jaw dropped.

Tl;dr MILF and her daughter miring muh functional strength even though it was light as fuck

Why do you people always finish your massively exaggerated stories with "and then everyone clapped and I could hear women get wet and jaws dropped and and and then they all sex with me!" like a bunch of barely pubescent children?

Looks better than 99% of Veeky Forums

Yeah, this always makes me laugh

F

ouch, pic related
did you fucked em both?

Cause that's what happened and nothing else interesting happened, I never said it was impressive to people on Veeky Forums. Normies are easily impressed by basic fitness. I'm sorry you don't get the experience the innocent admiration of other people when they see something they thought was impressive.

I had a guy at gym tell me my bench was great for my size. Idk if that's a compliment or an insult but I'll take it

>That's what happened
Why are you still lying? Nobody's jaw drops when someone lifts up a fucking seedling. You absolute permavirgin.

INSTA BLACKED

What show?

thanks user, upside is that losing my virginity before dying feels like a possibility nowadays

Absolutely disgusting, is that the best YOU deserve? everyone who fucks people casually is disrespecting themselves, is that all you are? Some dude she got a fingerfucking from? Never gonna make it

>Arrive late to lecture in lit Christian Dior tux
>fresh crocs on
>Rolex watch blazin' (borrowed)
>mires from all directions
>Juicehead comes stumbling in behind me
>Sweaty, clearly hasn't showered. Has. Decent pump
>can hear girls in front of me
>"What IS that smell? Did he even shower?"
>"And what is he wearing? LOL"
>after class prof asks where he can get a decent suit

Veeky Forums here
At the end of the day, doesn't matter how many weights you can lift over your head if you dress like a mongoloid.

I said tree not a seedling, it was a fully grown tree, albeit not a big species of tree hence 200lbs or less with no dirt, that they purchased to fill in the hole that we made taking out the dead one, again I'm sorry you need to posture on the internet to make fun of me in a /mire/ thread
I wish I got to bang his sister she's smokin' but you could blow air in her ear and it would whistle coming out the other side.

Fuck man, I'm sorry

It’ll be okay bro, just keep lifting, iron won’t abandon us like women will ;-;

At least you know she's a sloot before making any commitment, you should've smashed still.

cringed

>fully grown tree
>ever 200lbs
Quiet down.

>old wealth
>see people like you try to show off wealth
>feel bad
>hide powerlevel so just wearing solid color shirts/docker shorts to show of gains
>have a love bracelet on since not even new wealth would know what it is

The only people that brag are the ones that don't really have anything.

user... I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure those girls were talking about you.

Worked a year at a tree nursery.

Roots tree and root ball/pot (what the trees are kept alive in at nurseries. Quite a lot of the oaks and maples that were sold were easily 200 lbs, and evergreens were sometimes so heavy with the rootball that you needed machinery to move them around.

While it is very plausible that they could be planting a 200lb tree, I know that this faggot didn't just lift it by the trunk and branch because almost all of the wieght is on the root end and they would be incredibly awkward to lift and carry that way.

Either the tree was waaay lighter than 200 or he made it up entirely.

my negro. stay humble

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Salatut Elämät

Squat and run, build the endurance for your legs to not give out.

My bench is max 275 for 3 reps
DL's lacking at a mediocre 365

Stretch good before. I just start off with what I feel is a good warmup relevant to my max, so 1.5pl8 for a few reps to warm up. My favorite to rep out is 2.5pl8 for maybe 2 sets of 12 for volume. Then after that my reps fall to just 6-8. I jump up 25 lbs or 11kg whatever every set.

I'm also at a 5'7, 183lbs bw right now

Not really mirin but the power of a smile is fucking ridiculous.
>never smile
>girls avoid me
>this one girl even looks at me like I'm the worst ever since
>eventually give her a real cheerful smile
>she seems to be all doki doki now
She literally increased her speed to walk with me to the entrance of the company. Too bad I was too autistic to talk to her during that other than a morning.

So, fucking force yourself to smile, you fags.

what should I do if my smile looks autistic?

Train in front of a mirror
My sister told me she did that until she had a nice smile
Can't be arsed to do it myself

Your forced one, no? Is your actual cheerful smile autistic too?

Fuck man i wish I had this effect on girls

post more please

You can change the way your smile looks? What? How?

>Cuck has to avert his gf's eyes and even still she turns back to mire

If he didn't drop that slut right then and there he is a poor excuse for a man.

These threads always make me so motherfucking salty holy shit.

They're not boyfriend/girlfriend. They're personal trainers that work for Planet Fitness.

>Believing his damage control

I get it. You get off to cuckfag shit for some reason, but you don't need to project it onto everything you see. It's not healthy to fetishise everything m8.

Smile to yourself in the mirror, move it around until it doesn't look shit and keep doing it until it's your normal smile

> is that the best YOU deserve? everyone who fucks people casually is disrespecting themselves, is that all you are?

Ok Jordan, that's enough sorting for one day.

> Personal trainers

In what world?

It's Planet Fitness m8. You expected something more impressive?

Funny, for me it's the opposite. I have a resting bitch face and it seems to work with girls. I guess it depends on your look/style?

Why would you get salty over other peoples success? You bitter brah?

>Looks better than 99% of Veeky Forums
This

Finnish soap opera called Salatut Elämät

Single greatest mire I've ever gotten

> few days ago
> long night of partying
> chilling in a friend's house
> four of us in total
> me, tatbro, asleep, and a 9/10 bombshell I have no chance with but we're friends
> decide to get a stick and poke
(tatbro does them proffesionaly)
> gonna be on my chest, so I pull my shirt off and lay down on my back
> start getting poked
> hurts like a bitch
> grimacing, but no tears
> bombshell walks past
> looks down at me
> "Don't take this the wrong way, but you're hot"

Greatest moment of my life. Good tat too

I need to stop skipping eye-day

Hence the image, user. There's always the 5%

I have a girlfriend, so

>on very long train home
>sit across some girl
>I say "is this the right carriage?"
>she laughs and say "oh I hope so"
>throughout the journey we're constantly locking eyes but not speaking
>she keeps glancing and smiling
>I smile back
>she looks at me through the reflection of the train window
>I look at her thicc ass, purposefully so she notices me look
>she looks at me again, we lock eyes for maybe 10 seconds, both smiling, this happens numerous times
>tension is killing me
>if I were fuckin single I'd be making my move right now
>its my stop, I grab my shit and just say "bye" before leaving
>walking along the platform I see her
>we both wave to eachother

felt good man

The girl is pretty cute too

>still not picking up chicks regardless
unless you're married, you're wasting your life.
NEVER gonna MAKE it

Is Clarence autistic or something? Why doesn't he get a fucking hair cut?
He looks like a spastic balding Harry Potter swoled out on buff spells.

*especially if you’re married you mean