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Finnish soap opera called Salatut Elämät

Single greatest mire I've ever gotten

> few days ago
> long night of partying
> chilling in a friend's house
> four of us in total
> me, tatbro, asleep, and a 9/10 bombshell I have no chance with but we're friends
> decide to get a stick and poke
(tatbro does them proffesionaly)
> gonna be on my chest, so I pull my shirt off and lay down on my back
> start getting poked
> hurts like a bitch
> grimacing, but no tears
> bombshell walks past
> looks down at me
> "Don't take this the wrong way, but you're hot"

Greatest moment of my life. Good tat too

I need to stop skipping eye-day

Hence the image, user. There's always the 5%

I have a girlfriend, so

>on very long train home
>sit across some girl
>I say "is this the right carriage?"
>she laughs and say "oh I hope so"
>throughout the journey we're constantly locking eyes but not speaking
>she keeps glancing and smiling
>I smile back
>she looks at me through the reflection of the train window
>I look at her thicc ass, purposefully so she notices me look
>she looks at me again, we lock eyes for maybe 10 seconds, both smiling, this happens numerous times
>tension is killing me
>if I were fuckin single I'd be making my move right now
>its my stop, I grab my shit and just say "bye" before leaving
>walking along the platform I see her
>we both wave to eachother

felt good man

The girl is pretty cute too

>still not picking up chicks regardless
unless you're married, you're wasting your life.
NEVER gonna MAKE it

Is Clarence autistic or something? Why doesn't he get a fucking hair cut?
He looks like a spastic balding Harry Potter swoled out on buff spells.

*especially if you’re married you mean