Gymnastic rings

I clean the bar of the floor and jerk it towards him sending on it's way towards him

The barbell lands on Artismo for 6 damage. He reaches behind himself, fixated on the texture of the knurling on the barbell. He rubs it and moans to himself: "A-uh A-uh A-uh A-uh A-uh A-uh A-uh A-uh..." The Chancellor shouts at Artismo, but he's in some sort of trance. The King's face contorts into some kind of overclenched grin that won't release. What he's thinking is anyone's guess.

Your action?

do I have enough mana to summon the piano man?

Were he still alive, such a thing might be possible. But his spirit has traveled to planes you have little knowledge of. You can summon only his memory.

I'm not into training like a gymnast but rings are pretty great for replacing lifts you'd normally do with a barbell or dumbbell.

i summon sir scoobert the natty.

drats...

I challenge the king to a squat duel!

Please keep the thread on topic. Our campaign has taken weeks to finally reach the showdown with the King of Autism.

Through the arcane Rite of U'Toob, you summon the one known popularly as Scooby Werkstatt. The smell of homemade hummus and onion farts fills the arena. Without skipping a beat, Scooby immediately begins praising Autismo's use of bodyweight fitness to get healthy and lean.

Autismo reaches into his shorts, finding the only food he eats: Cheetos. Brandishing a single Cheetoh, he lunges for Sir Scoobert, jamming it in his open mouth. Scoobert recoils, brushing the forbidden junk food from his mouth. He collapses on the floor to try to get clean.

Autismo stares daggers at you.

Your action?

[First to respond to each prompt gets to control action. Try again, young adventurer.]