MREs

How bad would it be for gains if I were to only eat MREs for a week strait?

Enjoy your dark matter poops

enjoy your impaction.

chicken chunks has reeces pieces in it

Make sure you chew the gum. Also, watch your intake. MREs are extremely calorie dense.

OP will shit bricks

I ate them for a whole month after the hurricane destroyed my town last year and the goverment just started handing out boxes to every house hold, since all food stores were also destroyed. MRE's have either a lot of meat or a lot of beans so you get a good amounts of protein. You will poop tar though.

A week? It's fucking nothing

The gum is a meme. It's sugar alcohol, not some mystery laxative.

Drink lots of water. Like A LOT

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wait lmao seriously? Just curious, im outside the states, why would the US give their soldiers this, if it's that bad?

High in calories, but the issue is the digestion and elimination.

why the fuck would you want soldiers in the field shitting twice a day?

MREs ARE NOT FOR NORMAL CONSUMPTION
1. you don't want soldiers shitting in the field
2. They have as many calories packed into them as possible
3. They are not generally healthy, they will keep you feeling full and well IN THE FIELD however.

The only purpose MRE's serve is to keep the body functioning long enough to either kill who you are fighting or die trying.

but that's terrible though, you might as well /fast/

Soldiers do physically straining activities and need the caloric intake to remain at an acceptable level of performance. it's also better to constipate your soldiers so they don't get caught by Mohammad with their pants down or have to shit their pants because they've been in a firefight for the past four-five hours and had the chef's specialty involving rotten eggs.

Enjoy your water retention and bloating from all that sodium.

I want to do the following one day, as a huge fan of steverMre

I'll go to the busy cafteria in my college carrying some Mre. I'd start to unpack it silently and heat the main course with the heating bag. I really want to see how normies would react.

CHEESE TORTELLINI MASTER RACE

Pork Sausage in Gravy makes me shit lquid

Wouldn't it do more damage to your wallet?