MREs

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wait lmao seriously? Just curious, im outside the states, why would the US give their soldiers this, if it's that bad?

High in calories, but the issue is the digestion and elimination.

why the fuck would you want soldiers in the field shitting twice a day?

MREs ARE NOT FOR NORMAL CONSUMPTION
1. you don't want soldiers shitting in the field
2. They have as many calories packed into them as possible
3. They are not generally healthy, they will keep you feeling full and well IN THE FIELD however.

The only purpose MRE's serve is to keep the body functioning long enough to either kill who you are fighting or die trying.

but that's terrible though, you might as well /fast/

Soldiers do physically straining activities and need the caloric intake to remain at an acceptable level of performance. it's also better to constipate your soldiers so they don't get caught by Mohammad with their pants down or have to shit their pants because they've been in a firefight for the past four-five hours and had the chef's specialty involving rotten eggs.

Enjoy your water retention and bloating from all that sodium.

I want to do the following one day, as a huge fan of steverMre

I'll go to the busy cafteria in my college carrying some Mre. I'd start to unpack it silently and heat the main course with the heating bag. I really want to see how normies would react.