Gym Stories thread

>Be me
>rockclimber
>working out every day for year and a half with bros
>See guy at gym
>manlet.avi
>weird as fuck, looks like dwarf (pic related)
>No one in gym talks to or interacts with him
>Say fuck it and talk to him
>Make small talk
>Autismoverload
>says shit like "I fucking hate my grandma she always makes me cut my corn off the cob. Just because you have dentures doesn't mean I have to."
>my fucking sides
>friends hate him
>Autisticly hangs around us whenever we are there
>Whatever
>Gym is holding a speed-dating style event so you can find people to climb with
>campus boarding with a friend
>Manlet strolls in, struggles hard
>Ask if we are going to event
>Say yes and tell him its just going to be him and I
>Fucking around, tell him I can be his date
>mindbroken.jpg
>freaks out and tells me I'm ugly as fuck and he doesn't want me
>I double down an make kissy lips
>Tells me I'm so ugly that he would "kick me in the face" if he saw me there.
>Kek hard
>1/10 chickencucklet has some nerve
>tell him to fuck off back to Mordor
>Tism rage activate, storms off
>Go to event, flirting with girls, cracking jokes with bros
>chickencucklet is there, comes up to me and looks angry
>Tells me he wants to kill me and that he is mentally unstable and almost killed somebody once
>Marinesniper.fag
>Laugh in his face
>He kicks me in the shin
>Pussy ass kick, laugh even harder
>probably going to shoot up the gym because of me
>Wat do Veeky Forums

>probably going to shoot up the gym because of me
>Wat do Veeky Forums

Establish a protocol on how to evacuate safely
May be get some guns for self defense

>be me
>go to gym
>lift weights
>admire thotties
>go to locker room
>change
>go to work

Wow OP. You made fun of a retard. Congrats.

I tried to be nice to him man, I tried.

Good call

seems like op made it

>fuck back off to Mordor
Holy kek my fucking sides.

So you made fun of a guy and thought this was something you should brag about because you're proud of being mean to someone who sounds disabled in hope that the guys here would fellate you.

We were cool until he insulted and threatened me, disabled or not. I was trying to befriend him, but now I can see why no one at the gym talks to him.

>be psychotic
>very unstable
>confront some dude in power rack upright rowing
>tell him he can do that wherever and i need the rack
>hes like 10 years my elder and bigger than me but he just goes with it and gives me the rack
>some girl comes up right after and tries to be friendly with me
>stone cold autism her and continue lifting
girls like assholes

>be me
>go to gym
>pick up heavy things several times in a row
>set them down
>leave

That actually doesn’t make sense. Dwarves aren’t from Mordor nor did Gimli go there. “Go back to Moria” would’ve made sense.

ohhh wait lemme try!

Go back to /b/ no one gives a shit

Just saying. The basic premise of that insult was flawed.

>knowing about lotr
>/b/
okay retard

you autistic shit if you want to throw down we can throw down, he was implying that the manlet he was attemping to befriend looked like a goblin or a small monster from Mordor, implying that the manlet was frail, skinny, and most likely hunched over and pale. I understand that it doesn't make sense movie reference wise, but it makes sense in his description, and actually fits pretty well for the retard user is trying to describe personality wise as well.

Well he shouldn’t have posted a picture of Gimli in the OP tand described him as a dwarf then. Again, the basic premise of the ‘go back to Mordor’ insult was flawed.

>finish workout
>go into locker room
>dude sitting on bench in front on my locker
>wolf-man level hairy
>all his shit across the bench (only one around)
>he’s just wearing a towel, texting away on his phone
I figuredmost people in my gym are bros so when he saw me open the locker and shit he’d make a little room for me. I figured wrong
>start putting my shit on his stuff like a passive aggressive bitch
>starts touching him
>finally have to say something
‘Hey buddy, think there’s room on that bench for more than you and your sweater?’
>looks at me strangely
>realize he doesn’t speak English

Fucking kek
Good shit

>probably going to shoot up the gym because of me
But user, your gym is a gun-free zone, so you have nothing to worry about. :^)

lul

It's just a movie user, calm down a bit.

>this qualifies as quality shitposting on Veeky Forums now

Gun-free zones are meant to stop armed retards from shooting innocent people in "self defense". They are not intended to prevent statistically unlikely spree shootings.

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And I see why no one at the gym is going to be talking to you.

>Gimli

Dwarves are extinct now anyway, Gimli was the last of their kind.

>Pretty blonde tranny is the Trump supporter
Wow that's actually pretty accurate