Gym Stories thread

>be psychotic
>very unstable
>confront some dude in power rack upright rowing
>tell him he can do that wherever and i need the rack
>hes like 10 years my elder and bigger than me but he just goes with it and gives me the rack
>some girl comes up right after and tries to be friendly with me
>stone cold autism her and continue lifting
girls like assholes

>be me
>go to gym
>pick up heavy things several times in a row
>set them down
>leave

That actually doesn’t make sense. Dwarves aren’t from Mordor nor did Gimli go there. “Go back to Moria” would’ve made sense.

ohhh wait lemme try!

Go back to /b/ no one gives a shit

Just saying. The basic premise of that insult was flawed.

>knowing about lotr
>/b/
okay retard

you autistic shit if you want to throw down we can throw down, he was implying that the manlet he was attemping to befriend looked like a goblin or a small monster from Mordor, implying that the manlet was frail, skinny, and most likely hunched over and pale. I understand that it doesn't make sense movie reference wise, but it makes sense in his description, and actually fits pretty well for the retard user is trying to describe personality wise as well.

Well he shouldn’t have posted a picture of Gimli in the OP tand described him as a dwarf then. Again, the basic premise of the ‘go back to Mordor’ insult was flawed.

>finish workout
>go into locker room
>dude sitting on bench in front on my locker
>wolf-man level hairy
>all his shit across the bench (only one around)
>he’s just wearing a towel, texting away on his phone
I figuredmost people in my gym are bros so when he saw me open the locker and shit he’d make a little room for me. I figured wrong
>start putting my shit on his stuff like a passive aggressive bitch
>starts touching him
>finally have to say something
‘Hey buddy, think there’s room on that bench for more than you and your sweater?’
>looks at me strangely
>realize he doesn’t speak English

Fucking kek
Good shit