ITT: we describe our gyms

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>Golds
Good mix of all stereotypical lifters but a lot of geriatric fucks too. Old man dick swinging around everywhere in the locker rooms. Wish the cardio equipment wasn't upstairs so creeping on the bunnies was less difficult. My friend knows the owner and got me a rate at about half of what other folks pay.

>LVAC
Literally every gym meme at once in a gym.
Has an indoor track and a climbing wall which I really like. Also lap pools, sauna, steam room, and hot tub.

CCCP
>basement gym with faded and stained yellow walls
>room dominated by a squat/pull rack in one end and an old worn black rubber deadlift area facing a wall covered in mirrors
>mirror wall has two benches with some old weights and a noisy lat pulldown machine
>half the plates have lost their rubber coating
>entrance wall has a rack full off kettlebells and homemade dumbells
>other end of the room has some meme wrist machine always covered in chalk, a ladder wall and a shoulder destroying station
>thot section opposite the mirror wall has a treadmill and that meme leg split machine
>old cassette/cd player blasting the latest normie music

>Home gym

pretty old with some slighty rusted weights. But it has everything I need

The Gym Group
pretty mainstream UK gym chain, lots of noobies but the weight room regulars all know eachother, even if some of them not by name still give that manly nod + eye contact whenever you pass them. In terms of equipment it wouldnt harm to get another bench and a few more clips, but my main issue is there isnt a rack for preacher curls.

>ymca
Low speed steady state cardio and zumba take up 2/3 of the gym
Other 1/3 is:
Lots of 15y/o and sometimes helicopter parents
Old guys with clipboards and notebooks
Standard instathots doing meme exercises in the smith machine
Only one squat rack, its literally always open

Everybody I see at the bench is 2pl8+, not uncommon to see a group of guys hitting 3pl8+
I've never seen anyone other than myself squat 2pl8+

>Local Gym
6-9 people there when I'm there every day.
Equipment never being used.
Usually old people, a few cardio bunnies and thots.
One squat rack, never used.
Lots of useless machines.
Nice gym staff.

> uni weightlifting club gym
> 10m x 10m
> 2 squat racks, 2 benches, 2 deadlift platforms
> lift with your mates
> always have a spot and someone to shout at you while maxing out
> comfy as fuck
> pic related

>High school gym
>Shitty but free
>Most equipment from the 80's, only new things are treadmill and eliptical
>rusty dumbells and bars
>No squat rack/bench cage, just Smith machine
>Old lat pulldown with tricep attachment thing
>benches are torn up, stuffing coming out
>5 45lb pl8s on the rack, somebody stole the 6th so have to use 20 and 25
>Mfw too poor for actual membership, too lazy to get job
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