ITT: we describe our gyms

> college gym

DYEL college kids doing SS with bad form. Occasional student athlete doing serious weights.

Dingy, underground and no natural lighting.

My gym is a home gym, but it is in my garage as there is no other space in my house
In the winter it reaches well below -20C. Things in the garage will freeze and icicles form from any dripping equipment.
This is not a joke.
I have to complete all my lifts in a full winter coat and I must grab the bar with winter gloves.
I can see my breath as I complete every rep. The importance of drinking water is amplified because if my throat is dry then the frost is hell in my mouth.

When I am done I mix chocolate whey with hot water, unless I first had to shovel snow off the driveway.

>Equinox

Every day is glorious perfection
Walk into lockers, then head to my personal locker in the executive room where my workout attire has been laundered and neatly folded anticipating my use
Head to floor that's always mostly empty thanks to fees that keep the poors out
Everyone is well-off and while some people are out of shape no one is obscenely fat
Grab a chilled moist towel scented with eucalyptus
Benches and squat racks always have a full set of plates so there's never a need to hunt
Perform sets while mirin' the fit but not trashy ladies
Head back to lockers, grab bath towels and head to showers
Wonderful coconut conditioner and grapefruit body wash provided
Finish off with a hot shave using the heated shaving cream dispensers
Dry and change, dropping dirty clothes in bin
Use provided combs and hair gel to ensure maximum sexy look, moisturize
Tip receptionist

Speak for yourself friendo
>MTSU Rec

> Machines as far as the eye can see
Never gonna make it

Lucky bastard. My uni gym has more equipment but way more people. And most of the equipment is cardio stuff or machines, there's only 2 racks and 2 deadlift platforms.

Ayy I worked out there once, have a bunch of friends that go there. Wasn’t bad

>Last Real Gym
-7 squat racks, 5 inside 2 outside
-Never wait for a bench
-Most people in the weight room are actually lifting and curtious
-5 platforms 4 inside, 1 outside
-Machine area AKA DYEL containment zone
-Cardio Area
-Upstairs with punching bags, wood floors, rowing machines and bikes
-Locker room is lockers and showers
-Occasional gym thot, mostly just some cool bros getting stronger/bigger

4 me, spending most of my time in the free weight area, the place has a classic feel. No crossfit d-bags, power-lifters aren't eccentric.

Who here /porchgym/?

>local town gym
Kind of small, only one real power rack that almost never gets used so it's usually free for me
Regulars go in the morning or evening, dyel high schoolers show up around 3pm that do nothing but strut around and do curls

Pretty cozy all things considered, usually not that many people and almost no gymthots