Why the fuck is my poop red

That happened to me once out of the blue. Probably just an anal fissure from a big poop or something. Or you have crohn's disease or something

that looks fucking brutal. you should really seek a professional doctor rather than asking a bunch of faggots online

Stop shoving shit up your ass fruitboy

This is the right mentality. If I can shit somewhere else I will. Fuck bringing my sulfar infused smelly garbage home with me.

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Go to hospital

Did you eat beets?

It’s a hemorrhoid dipshit