>at school with dorm
>we share room small room, buds
>drinking is stricly forbidden
>toilet is on other side of hall, so need to go piss in front ofguard,drunk
>piss through the window instead
>or like my bros, into 5L big plastic bottle
>mfw the smell when someone opened it
>mfw one of guards found the bottle
>mfw buddy empties the bottle through the window and someone downstairs saw huge golden rain
those were times
One time I thought I could shit in a bottle if I put the open end up my ass (not gay but experiented solo)
it did not work
god im glad i dont live in campus with you degenerates
GOPAD
Imagine explaining that to a girl who wants the D.
lmao
Fucking hell America is retarded. Lower your drinking age to 18 like the rest of the world. I couldn't fucking imagine graduating high school and going to uni only to still be treated like a fucking child.
>mfw when I was 11 I had a bottle of piss in one of my table drawers in my room that sat in there for 2 years
>poured it on my best friends lawn who lived right next door when we had like 10 people over playing football
>people literally vomiting from the stench
>everybody though it was a skunk
now you know david
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