>manlet >olive skin and black hair >beard >probably turkish or some other genetic landfill >what I call a 'camper' >i.e. brings a gym bag with everything fitness related he owns in it >dumps it out wherever he is working out >foam roller, chalk, straps, change of shoes, towel and jacket all laying beside the one bench in the gym >glares at anyone and everyone who is there trying to push weight
>one day he is leaving the one power rack >leaves weight on bar, and empty water bottles and protein bar wrappers there >stop him as he walks away >"hey man, you left some stuff there" >looks back >"pfft" >"Too much of a manchild to clean up after yourself, eh?" >now he's mad >"Fuck you bitch! Who the fuck you think you are telling me what do?" >"What, do you expect me to clean up after you? Get a grip" >some other bro chimes in, telling him to clean up his garbage >he does
He now glares and snarls at me everytime he sees me in the gym. It is almost cute.
Noah James
>guy I’ve seen since sophomore year >not a chad but a wannabe one. >wants to be a cop, I know cause I heard his friends say he’ll end up on the news as shooting a black guy. >fucking acts like he owns the place, takes weights from people even if there using it. >comes into the Uni cafe where I work so I have to deal with him there too where he steals food.
God I hate this fucking prick. The only solace I take is that not only have I noticed that I’m almost as strong as him in every lift except bench, but his gf cheated on him based on a phone conversation I overheard.
Aaron Allen
Start winking at him
Hudson Richardson
I feel bad for them. Wasting all that money...
Nicholas Peterson
4u
Justin Williams
This is an amazing idea! Thanks, user
Gavin Fisher
Not my nemesis since our workouts rarely clash and I go really already in the morning now so I rarely see him but
>Black guy >Always wearing ray bans >Has literally never removed them >Takes weeks to finish an exercise >Ask him how many sets he's got left >Responds "To failure" >Will stay there for another 30 minutes >Will break out a pudding and eating while he meanders around listening to music >Will have long ass conversations to waste more time >Will curl in the squat rack
Anthony Turner
Do you think they'd revoked my membership if I just walked up to them and (while mogging the trainer) told them it's a scam?
Nathan Clark
I don't know if you've realized this or not, but this guy isn't your nemesis. He's your rival. This Chad is what you have to compete against. Good luck bro, he has pudding...
