I finally make it. i got a friend that likes to have sex with me and doest ask for stupid shit like going to the theather or dinner. But she had a request, she wants to try anal, but i dont have a fuckig clue on how should i preper can i get some help from the Chads of Veeky Forums
I finally make it...
Clean your ass out before the date
tell her, bite the pillow im going in dry
Don't need to prepare. It's nearly identical to bagina, but instead of covering your pinus with yellow fluids it'll be brown fluids.
fpbp
10/10
make sure she cleans her asshole well, give her a rimjob and finger her asshole for foreplay. then lube your shlong up and slowly stick it in her ass. start slow and go from there
Tell her she's been corrupted by degenerate media and you have no intention of defiling her
Kek
This but unironically don't lick it
Fucker
> the Chads of Veeky Forums
Would be weird if i tell her to do an enema first?
It would be weird if she didn't
pleb detected
The problem is that i want to do it but the idea of getting shit on my dick makes me sick
>tfw just randomly eat my girls ass all the time
>she will never let me stick in
how do I convince her lads
don't give a shit about enemas etc, i've eaten her ass out right after she took a shit, i dont care as long as theres not a big fat log in my mouth
is only smellz
Thats what i wanted to know. slow and ez . thanks man
She cleary state that she wanted slow
Then you're also a degenerate
do her doggy then spit on her asshole and stick your finger in
if you feel poop just back out, if not then put her on her side and lube up your dick then stick it in slowly
there still might be poop up there further in tho . you should wear a condom
Lol i wonder how many others know that reference
Then i guess ill use my mouth to breath
What kind of lube should i buy?
Condom? Shit man i dont wanna brag about the time that i fuck a girl in the ass with a condom
lol
>2018
>using condoms
>tfw cant put them on
i just use astroglide.
and you really don't want poop shoved into your peehole.
my girl has extremely regular poops so she can tell if her asshole is ready and it's never been a problem with poop, but other girls i would def wear a condom
Or worse you can get some in your urethra and get a nasty infection then lose your dick desu
This post reeks of white thrash/fragile ego
Rect 'um.
I remember a time when we all knew that reference, oh how the times have changed
fpbp
We are on Veeky Forums after all
>asking for advice about how to do anal
Just...stick it in her ass. Use lube. Go slow.
Jesus some people are really autistic on this board.
In my case She was the one that wants it. I guess that sums it all wait till she wants
Is it really that bad?
i love ethan hawke
Have you ever heard of this revolution called condom?
But i dont want to use one. I Never like feel
XD didn’t know I was on leddit
Tell her to take a dump earlier that day. Take a shower with her for confirmed cleaning & some foreplay. literally fuck her in the ass as user mentions here. No shit on your penis, anyone telling you otherwise is a pleb or is fucking dirty whores.
made me chuckle, good ol references
Why are you so sensitive? Lighten up bro.