ITT: mirin' stories

>doesn't deadlift coffin first
2/10, apply yourself son

>Be grave
>gravin
>suddenly big strong dude throws a wood box with a dead body in me
>mmmmmm yea fill me up
>hell ye boi this tight af
>get filled with dirt and people throw flowers on me
>everyone crying
>i dont care

ahhehefeueufue

he’s in heaven with god, dumbass

>Deh deh
>Deh, deh deh deh
>Deh deh...deh deh
>Deh
>Deh deh deh, deh deh; deh
>Deh

no such thing, moron

Prove it

>he’s in heaven with god

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>he's in heaven with god

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>be priest
>old fart died and his grandson is the bearer
>see a the manlet carrying the coffin singehandedly
>feel my loins stir while looking at the child sized specimen
>he throws coffin into grave to avoid falling 6 ft to his death
>go fondle kids while thinking of him