>doesn't deadlift coffin first
2/10, apply yourself son
ITT: mirin' stories
>Be grave
>gravin
>suddenly big strong dude throws a wood box with a dead body in me
>mmmmmm yea fill me up
>hell ye boi this tight af
>get filled with dirt and people throw flowers on me
>everyone crying
>i dont care
ahhehefeueufue
he’s in heaven with god, dumbass
>Deh deh
>Deh, deh deh deh
>Deh deh...deh deh
>Deh
>Deh deh deh, deh deh; deh
>Deh
no such thing, moron
Prove it
>he’s in heaven with god
>he's in heaven with god
>be priest
>old fart died and his grandson is the bearer
>see a the manlet carrying the coffin singehandedly
>feel my loins stir while looking at the child sized specimen
>he throws coffin into grave to avoid falling 6 ft to his death
>go fondle kids while thinking of him