>shave leg for the lulz
>looks gay, think nothing of it
>go to bed
>feel my smooth leg touch myself
>feels like a girl
>shower again
>shave whole body, takes like an hour
>in bed
>imagine im fucking myself as a girl
>im tucking my dick between my legs and holding my left wrist
>imagine im fucking a girl doggystyle
>humping myself like a dog with my ass up and holding my arm while making girly sounds
>best cum of my life
please tell me im not the only one?
Sex with a man is gay, even if it's yourself
Homo
i often touch my own butt and imagine it is a woman's butt
not really on topic but I shaved my ass recently out of curiosity and don't know if I would recommend it. sure the smoothness is nice but I feel like when I sweat, there's a lake between my ass cheeks. also for some reason it's almost impossible to let out a cheeky silent fart because they're ten times louder now
i just tuck toilet paper between them after a shower, works good
>shave body
>sleep naked
>on my knees on my bed
>reach up to turn on light
>land on all fours
>see my body in the mirror
>Damn I look good
>start arching my back and sticking butt up in the air
>no homo tho
hot
Have pictures?
After being nice and clean from a shower, I'll lay in my bed on my side and dab my butthole with my index finger and pretend it's a girls. Used to love banging a girl from behind and touching her bum hole mmmmm :)
>ten times louder now
nice