The hero market tanked recently

The hero market tanked recently
Who do you hire?

The thread market tanked recently and OP posted it again
What do you do?

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>replying to threads you dislike instead of just ignoring them

Put the Adventurer on security detail for board and hire the one on the far right for whatever the fuck we held the interviews for as she's the only one still being professional enough to not look at the adventurer.

>#4
>makes eye contact, isn't a beta faggot
>nice tits, feminine, doesn't try to failingly imitate a male
>wears a skirt, not slacks, knows societal expectations of women.
>crosses her legs, isn't an actual literal whore
>long hair, doesn't chop her hair trying to subconsciously asert male power
>three button cuffs, knows how to dress like a professional.

I... I want more pics like that I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

Far-right. They seem the most professional and are second most attractive (after mid-left).

Someone who knows excel.

Don't look at the adventurer, don't talk to them, move all valuables off site immediately

You never know with those freaks

All of them
>Women get paid 70 cents for every dollar a man earns
>According to feminists this is because of institutionalized sexism
>Implying their productivity is just as high as that of men and discounting them for their gender has no legal repercussions
>Hire all five of them
>Fire five men
>Zero loss in productivity, 30% decrease in company expenses
>PROFIT

What now, atheists?

Become a support class

If I were Bertrand Russell, I'd tell you that I'm 1.43 women.

I round down to the nearest whole number.

What now, faggot?

>Detect Macros
>Lay on Pivot Tables
>Smite Formatting

>0.43 of a woman has just been destroyed
I sue you for undertaking hate crimes based on sex.

#3, she know what the Slutty Knight opening entailed, and came dressed for the position instead of dressing herself up in faux professionalism

the rest go to the couch

Ghost busters!

1, 2, and 4 go to the cubicles for the non-public-facing jobs. Mostly excel work and office rat stuff. 5 is the new secretary, as she's the most professional. She seems like she's actually making an effort and isn't distracted by the others. 3 gets the fake bodyguard position, and an advance on real armor and training to become a real bodyguard. She's pretty cool and calm under pressure, but needs to pull her head from the clouds.

what is sage

3 all the way. Look, unless you're going into law, medical, or engineering, your college degree is put to better use as toilet paper. If it's just business, then I want someone who will go for the goddamn throat in a negotiation. Someone who won't think twice about gutting their foe, who won't blink when everything's on the line, who'll be able to evaluate situations quickly and accurately and respond accordingly. If you've the balls to kill orcs for money, you've what it takes to nail a negotiation. All she really needs is a wardrobe upgrade and some experience in the industry and she'll be fine.

Look at those eyes. Those are the eyes of a corporate reaver. She'll hostile-takeover everything in sight and make the office ladies her salt wives.

Thank goodness, we have a giant rat problem in the mailroom. Clear that up and you can have the mail-clerks job, seeing as how they've all been eaten.

>Hero Market Tanks,
>Heroes take their personal resources accrued over their careers and turns them toward mundane proffessions and craftsmanship.
>Regular Labor tanks as Warrior Tanks out-perform heavy-lifting machinery for a much lower cost using perma-charged strength boosting items, blessings and so forth.
>Con-artists abound as silver-tongued bards are suddenly without a job or new inspirations/stories to record, with a whole pantheon of celebrities rise from obscurity to usurp the former scenes of popular music and performances.
>Even generalized warriors or party-buffing warlords are suddenly in high demand, making good use of their boosted mental stats to augment workforces and middle-management suddenly becomes an essential investment for overlapping productivity buffs.
>Mages ruin resource gathering markets with conjuration, 3rd world countries suddenly shafted more than usual with their resources cut off for cheaper local markets for better quality materials.

>Government conspiracies abound in response, funded by a global effort to create dark lords, evil masterminds, and foster conflicts to get these people the fuck out of mundane life and back into the myths and legends they were born and raised for, hopefully before they topple the world order by being better at everything they set out to do.