All of them
>Women get paid 70 cents for every dollar a man earns
>According to feminists this is because of institutionalized sexism
>Implying their productivity is just as high as that of men and discounting them for their gender has no legal repercussions
>Hire all five of them
>Fire five men
>Zero loss in productivity, 30% decrease in company expenses
>PROFIT
What now, atheists?
Become a support class
If I were Bertrand Russell, I'd tell you that I'm 1.43 women.
I round down to the nearest whole number.
What now, faggot?
>Detect Macros
>Lay on Pivot Tables
>Smite Formatting
>0.43 of a woman has just been destroyed
I sue you for undertaking hate crimes based on sex.
#3, she know what the Slutty Knight opening entailed, and came dressed for the position instead of dressing herself up in faux professionalism
the rest go to the couch
Ghost busters!
1, 2, and 4 go to the cubicles for the non-public-facing jobs. Mostly excel work and office rat stuff. 5 is the new secretary, as she's the most professional. She seems like she's actually making an effort and isn't distracted by the others. 3 gets the fake bodyguard position, and an advance on real armor and training to become a real bodyguard. She's pretty cool and calm under pressure, but needs to pull her head from the clouds.
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