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I do have access to /god/ however I'm not very well received there because of my opinions on mortals. I tend to just lurk which is what I did before anyways.

If I can break open a dragon egg and crawl inside it, will I become a dragon?

Are humans warm?

No, but you'll become dead real quick

Yes. I was once kidnapped to be a human group's thief or something for a couple weeks - just had to find traps, really. Apparently the female one decided to try to make sure I didn't slip out during the night by holding me to her body as we slept. She was soft and warm, but kind of misguided - I stayed because the humans were taking watch in shifts and I didn't think I could sneak away; she had really poor form to pin my arms to my sides.
I didn't get to touch the males much, so I don't know if it's a gender thing, maybe only the females are warm and the males are frigid or something.

Yes, we are warm-blooded.

There's humans who are into cuddlign and doing other shit to kobolds but you're going to have to look in some really sketchy parts of cities for that kind of thing

Glad to see another /K/obold, with our arms of fire and lead we shall those damn warm-skins the fury of the scaled folk!

Human mortals tend to have similar levels of body temperature that they maintain for both genders. The only variance I've observered are those who are deeply into magic or have subjugated themselves to an immortal like myself as their physical properties tend to manifest in them.

Mostly because a dragon will kill you for breaking an egg.

If I understand it right, kobold mature faster compared to human races. Fasater numbers, more deaths. Depends a little on tribe and dragon ancestry too.
Two years for some speech (not great), six for physical maturity, mental takes longer.
Forgot to say, forgot it's only scaled thing. Shedding, stone or like to help clear skin. Heated bath can help too, bitterleaf chew good for scales if you have it and it is known by that name. Try hiring other scaled race if you can. Similarities, easier to deal with.
Is this not in some guide to races somewhere? Bestiary even? It's not a secret.

Or they'll just kill us all with their better guns. That could happen too.