Storytelling thread, one word edition. Everyone post one word, use punctuation if you want, and it has to make sense. Let's write a love letter. I'll start...
Dear,
Storytelling thread, one word edition. Everyone post one word, use punctuation if you want, and it has to make sense. Let's write a love letter. I'll start...
Dear,
Somebody
I'm
once
trapped
Gay
for
you
Dear Somebody, I'm Once trapped gray for you...
If
you
but
stuff
-t sex
Then
Ter
Sperm
trainwreck
through
my
heart.
NIGGERS
Dear Somebody,
I'm Once trapped gay for you, if you, but stufft sex Then Ter Sperm trainwreck through my heart.
-NIGGERS
GON'
Response letter is a go:
Dear
Sir
translation:
Dear Stranger,
I once was trapped by the homossexual love I felt for you, but if it's true that you stuff Ter's butt with sperm, my heart will be wrecked like it was part of a train accident.
Sincerely, black men.
, What
This is pretty beautiful for a shitpost.
Perhaps the world this letter is written in a world that developed English but the grammar and sentence structure is very different
was
my
name
again?
is
torturing
memes
I
simply
Doggo
dont
Euphonium
cry
tears
for
for
Harambe
you
Dear Sir,
What was my name again? Is torturing memes I simply Doggo don't Euphonium cry tears
ugly
lovely
now.
hobo.
Who
took
my
face?
...
t.
the
Alberto
Syrian
Barbosa
.
Dear Sir,
What was my name again? Is torturing memes I simply Doggo don't Euphonium cry tears for for Harambe you ugly lovely now. Hobo. Who took my face?
t. the Alberto "Syrian" Barbosa.
Dear Sir,
What was my name again? Is torturing memes I simply Doggo don't Euphonium cry tears for for Harambe you ugly lovely now. Hobo. Who took my face?
t. The Alberto Syrian Barbosa
Dear Sir,
What was my name again? Is torturing memes I simply Doggo don't Euphonium cry tears for for Harambe you ugly lovely now. Who took my face?
t. The Alberto Syrian Barbosa.
End of letter.
So
long
gay
ass
fornicator
,
with
some
respect
We definitely need some translation on this one
fedora
dongs
niggers
Dear Sir;
What was the name you used to call me again? Are the memes still torturing, I simply think of Doggo, But Euphonium doesn't cry tears, for Harambe, or for your ugly, lovely self now. Who took my face (the man I used to be)?
Sincerely, Ablerto Syrian Barbosa, The one.
This is light weight depressing.
The black man was in love with Alberto Barbosa, but also spitted that her may or may not be having an affair with Ter. Alberto Barbosa promptly writes back, telling The Black Man that he doesn't remember their pet name. And that although he thinks of Doggo, Euphonium doesn't cry. Not for Harambe, not for the Black Man's beauty tainted by his ugly character. (Jealousy, perhaps, drove Alberto away?). Alberto wonders who changed him so much, that he can't recognize on the mirror the man he was once happy to be.
I think Euphonium is Alberto. He's telling the Black Man he doesn't cry anymore. He's done crying.
Truly this is a riveting tale.