>One move per team per round >Each round begins with me posting the updated map. Only moves after that point will be counted So if a move is posted for team 1, and then another one later before the updated map is posted, the second move won't be used and new post will have to be made >Territory gains are divided by 2 when capturing from another team, rounded up if gains divide to 1/2
Logan Reyes
What madness is this? A risk game over the entire united states and all its counties? Man. . . who has a few weeks to play?
Thomas Watson
I don't know how Veeky Forums Risk is played but somebody start out with taking over Texas.
Angel Gray
>Cult of circle.
>Center of map.
>Green.
Anthony Green
In addition to the rules that I posted above
>First posts claim team names, colors, and starting locations >Each round, make a post announcing your team and what you want it to do (expand in a direction, move to attack another team, fill out the state, whatever) >Your post number determines how many territories you capture towards your goal
Sebastian White
>Red >Florida >Retirement Army
Michael Campbell
In Kansas and Missouri, a cult worshipping shapes with infinite corners forms as Floridian retirees militarize in the southernmost northern state.
>For non-Amerifags, it's often joked that Florida not a southern state, but is actually a northern state that happens to be located in the south.
Jonathan Roberts
We march north!
Jeremiah Allen
roundness is holy. WE MUST CLENSE OURSELVES OF """""""""""""""SIDES"""""""""""""
Henry Sullivan
The Spainish Inquisition Yellow Southern California
Owen Lewis
Let's hold off until all the teams are on the field. If we wind up waiting too long I'll announce a start and the others will just have to deal with being late to the party and starting at a disadvantage.
The Spanish Inquisition unexpectedly arises in socal
Juan Wright
If there are no new addons within the next ten minutes we'll start.
Logan Brown
Aight time to go now?
Adam Bailey
Yes, let's get to it.
New teams can still be added, but they'll still start off with just 10 territories.
Robert Martinez
We must conquer the north
Ian Howard
Grow for the glory of circles!
Easton Davis
The Spanish Inquisition expands north while the Cult of Circle expands outward in all directions. The heavily armed octogenarians in Florida seem to have fallen asleep in their rockers.
Zachary Lopez
Farther North
Austin Moore
More round.
Ethan Cruz
Before this really kicks off I'd like to point out how all the counties West of Kansas are larger than a pin and we should all laugh at the East coast for population density
Jacob Campbell
Actually that has more to to with terrain than anything else. Because the east is heavily criss-crossed by lakes and rivers as well as mountains and hills, natural barriers are plentiful. This is also useful because in the 17- and early 1800's surveying technology wasn't all that great. Farther west you had much more distance between geographic features. Transportation technology had also improved, allowing cities and towns to be located farther apart (the reason there are small towns all over the east with exactly ten miles between them is because ten miles is about as far as an average person could walk in a day before having to stop).
The Inquisition inquires north while the circle cultists work to solve the problem of their square empire.
Jackson Sullivan
Aquire Nevada
David Sanchez
>Came for making a joke faction.
>Stayed for unexpected history lesson.
Grow in all directions.
Zachary Anderson
The panhandle of West Virginia is due to poor surveying technology. When the Mason-Dixon line was drawn they thought Ohio's eastern border extended all the way to the bottom of Pennsylvania's western line. It wasn't until the technology got better that we realized that it didn't, giving Virginia, now West Virginia, that awkward panhandle.
The Pennsylvania panhandle is due to politics though. Pennsylvania wanted a piece of the Lake Eerie coast. Without the panhandle they would have been cut off from it by New York.
The Spanish Inquisition expands into Nevada as the circular empire expands like some eldritch horror and/or something out of a /d/ thread.
Hudson Watson
Contine into Nevada
Elijah Powell
acquire TN (starting with Dickson County) >cyan >The Chekl Legion
Jayden Williams
OP's double circles ring with the truth. Expand our girth!
This is really fucking boring without more players.
Wyatt Bennett
Blue NeoCalifornian Empire
Whatever remains of NorCal
Daniel Ramirez
Allience?
Lucas Martin
Just as I said that...
Hunter Sullivan
Well we didnt expect you.
So why not
Ryder Lewis
The Chekl legion is now open to an alliance, regarding alliances, due to a recently formed alliance.
Jonathan Collins
The Spanish Inquisition continues to slowly advance into Nevada while the Cult of Circle grows ever larger.
In Tennessee, the Chekl Legion is formed, and the northern territories of California unite under the banner of the Neocalifornian Empire, which immediately forges an alliance with the Inquisition.
Blake Gonzalez
Cool, you can have the rest of the west coast if you want Finish Nevada
Adrian Flores
>expand into middle TN
William Sanchez
Push southwards and seize the San Francisco bay area. It will make a fine capital.
Parker Ortiz
G R O W Stay off the Missouri/illininois states/ don't expand in my direction and we can stay allies.
Luke Clark
This game just got really fucking interesting really fucking quick
Parker Cooper
Wait did I get trips or naw
Christopher Clark
...
Anthony Sullivan
the chekl legion expects to expand eastward
Gabriel Rodriguez
No, it's based on the last 3 digits. So your last 3 were 338.
Benjamin Miller
I like to inflate my ball and I cannot lie.
Blake Barnes
continue progressing east through TN
Lucas White
Finish Nevada and push into Arizona
Daniel Ramirez
Closer! I can just taste the gentrification!
soon.jpg my friend. soon
Justin Gomez
The NCE moves into the bay area to establish their new capitol. The Spanish Inquisition, galvanized by their total subjugation of Nevada, makes a push into Arizona. Like an amoeba that's found a cracker the cult's round empire suddenly grows substantially thanks to the discovery of a small dubs deposit in their territory. The Legion continues to claim territory in Tennessee.
Henry Sullivan
Round is right.
Noah Morales
Finsih Arizona, then Utah if overspill
Isaiah Ward
continue taking East TN
we gona meme all over the south
Lucas Cook
Um, can I step in as purple team, Minnesota Vikings, and start in Lake of the Woods, that's the northernmost point of Minnesota?
Easton Allen
Excellent.
We push southward to meet borders with the inquisition.
Soon our army of drag queens will be ready.
Wyatt Rodriguez
The NCE pushes south to meet borders with the Inquisition-controlled south. The Inquisition, meanwhile, continues its push east, conquering nearly all of Arizona. The Circle grows, as always. Chekl takes more of Tennessee and Vikings somehow establish a settlement in northern Minnesota
Jaxon Torres
Finish Arizona then conquer Utah
Justin Hill
True to our namesake we must try to conquer all of Minnesota before setting our eyes elsewhere. This is our doctrine until all of Minnesota flies the purple banner.
Nicholas Miller
INTO TN WE GO
Levi Sanders
take over as much as TN as possible, if overspill, go into a random south state
Leo Richardson
YES
EASTWARD! Gobble up the rest of the unoccupied north, i demand more.craft beer
Jacob Allen
The Inquisition declares a crusade against the heretical Mormons of Utah. The Chekl Legion discovers its own vein of dubs and uses the rare mineral to fuel its expansion through Tennessee. The NCE takes more territory in norcal, uniting the region under their hipster flag, which is really just a bandanna ironically tied to a stick because real flags are too mainstream. The Vikings choose to rape and pillage all of Minnesota before going out to rape and pillage elsewhere, possibly with a "lets solve the problems we have here before we go somewhere else" mindset, except the problem is not enough raping and pillaging.
The circle cult seems to be calm.
>Everyone has until ten minutes after the last post to make their moves, then I post the new map. For example, this time circle had until 3:44 to post a move.
Thomas Brown
Skol.
Blake Campbell
Finish TN.
All must obey the gospel of Chekl. His holy writings will be spread to all.
Nathan Gonzalez
MORE EAST!
He who controls the almonds controls the silk!
Thomas Bennett
Whazzat? Let me up north!
Nathan Watson
Kill the Mormons and drinm their blood for not accepting the Catholic Faith.
Bentley Jones
Drink whoops
Dylan Moore
>Trips are worth 75, forgot to add it on the map.
The Vikings loot a king's ransom in trips from the frozen wasteland of Minnesota and use it to conquer the whole place. Or nearly. The Chekl Legion takes the last of the empty land in western Tennessee and resumes their push east. The Inquisition's crusade continues to grind the Mormons of Utah into mincemeat as their ally takes more of northern California for the hipster hordes. The seniors of Florida finally awaken not unlike an ancient beast and shuffle northwards in search of new bingo grounds.
Sorry for the delay, Internet connection issues.
Ryder Gutierrez
Finish Minnesota, then northern Wisconsin
Jonathan Baker
Continue the Crusade
Grayson Parker
Spread the word Eastward.
Lucas Bailey
The Retirement Army works to take south Florida.
James Ross
Did circle guy die wtf
Landon Lee
The Vikings begin to push into Wisconsin as the Inquisition slowly takes control of Utah. The Chekl Legion takes more of Tennessee as the Retirement Army moves on Miami.
It would seem so.
Elijah Reyes
We need more of that sunny south.
Elijah Hall
Continue the Crusade
Evan Bennett
Onto TN, then to NC
Michael Foster
Upper peninsula of Michigan is next.
Skol.
Charles Russell
Push further east! Soon it wil be all be bathed in caramel macchiato!
William Diaz
...
Elijah Adams
Continue filling S.Fl
Ayden Hernandez
God wills the pillaging of the Mormons!
Matthew Lee
EAST WE RIDE
Jace Allen
South East! Fill the land with In n out locations! Once Norcal is ours, we ride!
Eli Reyes
Moar michigan
Luis Miller
I'm unsure where to expand next, Skinnyjeans
Jonathan Lewis
...
Jose Cook
Once norcal is secured i plan on reconnecting with the scattered hipster hordes on oregon and washington. There lies the mecca of portland.
New mexico needs faith i believe
Eli Butler
Moving west to fill Florida :D
Liam Brooks
If God wills it, I will penetrate New Mexico like a true Catholic.
Ryan Walker
TAKE OVER NC
Connor Perry
Finish Utah then New Mexico if Overspill
Isaac Brown
Overflow into Georgia if needed.
Jose Lee
AS I ADJUST MY LENSLESS GLASSES, MY FRIENEMIES,BRAHS AND RAIDERS FANS, WE FOCUS OUR UNITED DESIRES NORTHWARD, TO THE HIPSTER HOLY LAND.
TO OREGON!
Brayden Gutierrez
I like pointy things, therefore more Michigan
Tyler Kelly
The NCE finishes bringing northern California under its rule and begins to advance forward, uniting scattered and more-purposeless-than-usual bands of hipsters as it goes. The Inquisition burns the last of the Mormons in Utah, then readies its engines of war for the next leg of its cleansing crusade. The elderly horde in Florida stumbled across a cache of motor scooters in Orlando ad used them to quickly take the rest of Florida before the serial killers and gators knew what hit them. The Chekl Legion, after taking all of Tennessee, invades North Carolina unopposed. The Vikings take more of Michigan.