ITT we post sacrilege that the cookery world would poo-poo us for.
I'll start.
1. Taken as a whole, American cuisine is one of the best in the world.
This is something nobody wants to admit but America has some fantastic dishes to its name. Cajun food, American-style pizza, hamburgers, hotdogs, the Reuben sandwich, eggs benedict, etc.
Brayden Walker
'go 'za is a great meme.
Asher Diaz
agreed
no, I'm american and practically all foreign foods are vastly preferable
Jason Gutierrez
Medium rare mince in burgers is fucking disgusting, regardless of preparation and food safety. yes
no. Leave the 100mile radius surrounding your fly-over town at least once in your life.
Kayden Cox
All shit Except buffe
Jaxon Wilson
IPAs are actually really good.
Ian Lee
coca cola is great
Owen Wood
Honestly this. Go /trv/ mode for a while and it becomes quite apparant.
Christian Fisher
Alcohol is for degenerates
Lincoln Taylor
>american cuisine is one of the best in the world
There's nothing controversial about that.
Lucas Collins
American beer is delicious, the big names can be ignored obviously.
John Gray
>the big names can be ignored obviously.
Kayden Adams
Nobody does slow cook BBQ like the south.
Sebastian Moore
>the big names can be ignored no doubt, but thats almost certain with most other countries
with me, its that pasta is overrated filler
Wyatt Hernandez
>Nobody does slow cook BBQ like NC
ftfy
Jordan Lewis
>Medium rare mince in burgers is fucking disgusting, regardless of preparation and food safety.
This is true though. And that whole movement is hijacked by dumbasses who don't know anything about food.
Ethan Taylor
I prefer a cheese with flavour on my poutine over curds
I also like ketchup on my poutine
Cooper Flores
The best way to serve a steak is DONE.
Carson Barnes
american food is basically worthless when it doesn't contain much meat. theres a classic here and there like PBandJ but otherwise I can see why a lot of other cultures think we're rediculous. meat is special to them.
Pasta is in this special place that makes it easy to fuck up. it wont taste bad but it will very much be filler. on the other hand pasta can be really good. and ultimately the deciding factor requires not only supreme timing, since theres very little you do to change the pasta with seasoning while cooking, and knowing the right past to pair. Texture based cooking is never immediately obvious, so you end up with a lot of very easy mediocre pasta.
Ethan Gutierrez
No
Isaiah Sanchez
cracking a egg on a flat surface and not the edge of a bowl is retarded.
you don't rinse pasta with cold water to "stop it from cooking" you do that to rinse the starch off so it won't stick, that bullshit comes from restaurants where they precook 40 lbs of pasta at a time
A sharp knife isn't a safer knife. you're a retard if you cut yourself even if you do it because your knife is dull.
catsup on a hot dog is just fine.
ethnic food isn't popular because people want to try exotic new cultures, it's popular because it's cheap as dirt compared to dining out and that's because the owners fill their kitchens with Frito and Tito and Bandito and Hector and Abdul and Som Yung Gai and Chen Cooknichi at $4/hr
there's no such thing as healthy or unhealthy food, there's food you can eat a hell of a lot of before you turn into a hamplanet and there's food you can only eat a little before exploding into Saturn's moon.
Except fiber. that shit is true as hell. eat your fiber for a happy, healthy BM
Kevin Cruz
>catsup on a hot dog is just fine.
I disagree.
I'm no anti-Ketchup crusader, Ketchup is always present on my burgers, but I find it throws off the whole balance on hotdogs. I don't like anything sweet on a hotdog. My standard 'og is bun, wiener, pickles, finely diced onions and mustard. If I had to add another toping aside from that I'd sooner add green olives than fucking CATSUP.
Bentley James
Not so inaccurate but it is all thanks to the diverse mixed races that formed the USA bringing the many different flavors and cooking styles together... that said it also created abominations
Ian Phillips
>NC >not the south
Wut
Andrew Wright
Good list but
>A sharp knife isn't a safer knife. you're a retard if you cut yourself even if you do it because your knife is dull.
Triggered. A dull knife will slip and slide when trying to cut through anything thicker than a chicken thigh
Zachary Russell
Which makes you a retard for not adjusting for that possibility. QED
disagree is fine. iron law of nature? no. it's fine to eat catsup on a hotdog, because to some people, that tastes good
Mason Brooks
Processed American cheese is subjectively superior to almost all other forms of cheese. Melts fast, a simple flavor that works with anything, incorporates into anything with no issue, no health risks due to no use of raw elements everything is pasteurized.
Michael Bell
Nobody likes to admit the United States took in a lot of the most talented, creative, and hard-working people from all the other countries as immigrants. People get buttmad about losing their good people and getting shitty immigrants in return. They pretend the US is small and monocultural on the internets and shitpost about McDonald's and Kraft cheese.
Carson Cox
Guy fieri is a decent chef and a great tv personality
Evan Watson
Lettuce on hamburgers is disgusting. No matter how crisp and fresh your lettuce is, the heat just instantly wilts it. Finely chopped red cabbage is light years superior.
Chase Cook
I put pasta in unboiled water and then let it boil and have never noticed a difference from using already boiled water.
Lucas Ross
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Colton Lopez
literally nobody disagrees with that, you mong. They just hate that he took the marketing to the Hamlight Zone and launched a bunch of fake restaurants to cater to WT fatties
Eli Lee
>NC is the entire South
Cameron Johnson
i disagree with it, he tries too hard to be funny or entertaining and he talks down to people.
Josiah Myers
I think many people would disagree with that, actually.
James Perez
>doing mayo or hollandaise by hand just shows you dont know how to use your immersionblender >ginger/wasabi on sushi are fine because your sushi is shit anyways, no reason to eat frozen fish >200 miles from the sea and insist you have to savor the shit-tier sushi purely >great fastfood can be better than a dinner at a bad michelin-starred restaurant >mediocre knives can be sharper than your 20000$ valerian steel knife, which you dont know how to take care of, faggot >fish sauce improves almost any stew/sauce >powdered msg is alright
Aaron Diaz
> nobody wants to admit
Parker Wilson
>American cuisine is one of the best in the world.
Only fedora tipping teenagers and Europeans, whose diet consists mostly of cock, disagree
Isaac Phillips
Pepsi > coke
Elijah Reyes
>catsup
Hudson Nguyen
Chicago Style Deep Dish Pizza. Utter shite.
Nathan Smith
Americuck 'food' is universally regarded as the worst Pic related is what they actually consider to be high end dining
Alexander Cooper
What the fuck am I even looking at here? I'm American and I've only seen something like this after throwing up.
Jackson Sanchez
Walnut and egg fried in chicken skin, a staple dish in American """""""""cuisine"""""""""".
Jack Price
McDonalds is the best major fast food chain
Landon Robinson
Never heard of it, who the fuck puts walnut in eggs?
You know what, piss off.
Daniel Kelly
Why would you reply...
Matthew Baker
Devil pls
Luis Jackson
No, it's not. You're just trying to be funny by saying stupid things because stupid things are funny.
Jaxson Rodriguez
all BBQ is slow cook. that's part of the fucking definition.
Gabriel Harris
>triggered americans
Jayden Miller
If that were true then americans would be funny
Carson Sanchez
More american 'food'
Liam Kelly
if you're a fucking idiot. you stand a much greater risk with a sharp knife cause it is better at cutting therefore it is easier to cut yourself.
Jaxson Phillips
Well, you're a fucking idiot, pal.
My grandpappy always told me a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one, and he was a brilliant man.
William Cox
if he was so brilliant how come he's dead
Eli Cruz
>the country I come from is better at thing than the country I don't come from
Asher Jenkins
IPAs are great
[spoiler]APAs not so much [/spoiler]
Noah Reed
Americans actually are indoctrinated enough to believe that though.
Elijah Ward
>poo-poo
Owen Robinson
It is perfectly healthy and well-adjusted for an adult human being to use the word "poop' instead of the word "shit" when discussing the defecation of another human being who is not an infant or under the age of four.