Never trust a woman with cookin meat

Never trust a woman with cookin meat.

Or find a woman who isn't a retard, OP.

I'd still eat it

never trust a faggot that eats off paper plates

>5 fucking sausages off a paper plate
>probably just as a pre-dinner snack

I think she was trying to tell you something, OP.

>making an odd number of sausages

plebian

>the only reason its on a paper plate is to be served

What are you even trying to imply?

OP is clearly eating 5 burnt sausages off a paper plate while standing at the kitchen counter.

>prefers to have a man get his meat hot

Paper plates are for scum.