Never trust a woman with cookin meat

Never trust a woman with cookin meat.

Or find a woman who isn't a retard, OP.

I'd still eat it

never trust a faggot that eats off paper plates

>5 fucking sausages off a paper plate
>probably just as a pre-dinner snack

I think she was trying to tell you something, OP.

>making an odd number of sausages

plebian

>the only reason its on a paper plate is to be served

What are you even trying to imply?

OP is clearly eating 5 burnt sausages off a paper plate while standing at the kitchen counter.

>prefers to have a man get his meat hot

Paper plates are for scum.

>Never trust a woman

ftfy

I kinda like mine like that, if we're all being perfectly honest with one another here.

Troo

bullshit that is some fat gutted flyover middle age grill master destroying another set of innocent dead animal on his costco cooking apparatus

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>costco cooking apparatus

>no grill marks
>implying its grilled

That niggas woman baked em like they did in auschwitz

not everyone presses their grilling meats onto the grill like a flyover retard like you

Oops, sorry, this thread is about grilling. It's ok that you don't know anything about grilling, but try not to say anything too ignorant while you are here, some people might think less of you for it. :^)

>this

she was probably thinking about her bull when cooking those.

Let's just say that fucking up meat is not the sole province of one gender or another and leave it at that.

Is misusing greentext a new meme?

They're like that, they're too spongy otherwise.