Meet gf

That's fine

I like the taste of it, but it makes me smell really bad to the point where it is distracting to myself. I'm not even a street shitter or anything either, it just causes me to emanate a smelly smell even after showering it continues to come out of my body and stink

You know that can be genetic right?

Some people tend to have more bacteria mixed with their perspiration which accentuates the smell.

There are onions in her bowl

Just use Garlic in a recipe ,if she compliments it tell her yo used garlic.

(If she has an allergy and dies, she was too weak to bear my children anyways)

Why are her fingers so long?

Well you would know, you filthy arrangement of calcium.

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Wtf guys r u really skeletors. Pls respond

My girlfriend doesn't like onions, nevermind the fact that they're part of the basis for 90% of all savory dishes. Slowly trying to turn her by cooking subtly onion-flavored dishes for her and her close friend Jamal.

Force her to kneel and execute her.