Describe your dream man

Dead.

The manly Japanese stereotype. The whole sleeve tattoo thing, the occasionally smacking around because I deserved it for not being a better husbando-waifu, working that 9 - 10, supporting yet stern, occasionally gets really drunk and cries about his feelings then immediately goes back to normal the next day.

His hair was short and black, cropped close to his head, and poked up in an adorable sort of crest above his forehead, giving his locks a distinctive shape that was almost indescribable. His two protruding front teeth complimented by dark and unkempt eyebrows charmed me, and the recess of his chin suggested a zany quality unparalleled by any other. He introduced himself as Tom, and I sensed he had a penchant for erect penises, though I could not say exactly in what way.

daddy desu

So he acts like a 16 year old boy?

How long have you wanted to fuck Pynchon?

This kid from youtube.com/watch?v=aW8BDgLpZkI

He rose up from the bed, as his full lips parted to sigh a yawn. A smooth, hairless body, like that of Apollo, stretched like a pale canvas, under his arms reaching to the sky. Unkempt wavy hair fell upon his shoulders, colored like tree bark, and his deep earthly colored eyes met mine. His face was painted pale, with cheeks like roses. The blanket was removed, revealing his hips and thighs. Fuzz had grown onto his groin like moss, and his soft pink member lay flaccid, but twitches with affection as I rub my hands up his chest to caress his neck. He rolls over onto his stomach angelically, and sighs back into slumber, and his rear mounds upwards from his back like soft hills of flesh, warm like a sunny day.

No gay shit dude, I'd just really love to die fighting under him, ok.

Akhilleus the GAY TWINKLING TINYDICK or Big Boss the Manly Straight Dude who probably has a massive one?