Post must read ya books

Post must read ya books.

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When will they learn?

I don't get the comic.
Women can only love their offspring?
His mom didn't like him and he drugged her mom to love him? (a so sad it's funny kind of thing)
He's really short (and women hate that) and his love potion was really just a potion that spurred a mother-son relationship-fetish in her. And she fought it for a long time but eventually she gave in and he cried tears of joy because he's finally accepted for what he is. ?

On the beach
Redwall
Watership Down
Plague dogs
The hobbit
Wind in the willows
Indian in the cupboard
Hatchet
Island of the blue dolphins
Bridge to Terebithia
Where the red fern grows
The Cay
The red badge of courage
Shiloh

>autism

So you're saying it's obvious? I consider all of those equally valid honestly. Maybe not the last one as much as the other two.
Best bet would be the second one.

Jacob Have I Loved
My Brother Sam Is Dead
The Slave Dancer
Julie of the Wolves
Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH
A Wrinkle in Time
Ramona Quimby, Age 8
The Sign of the Beaver
Sarah, Plain and Tall
Number the Stars
The Tale of Despereaux
Most of Bruce Coville
All of Roald Dahl
Kira-Kira

RA Salvatore's Cleric Quintet and Underdark series
The Lord of the Rings
Black Ships before Troy
The Foundling
The Golden Goblet
Every Great Illustrated Classic
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Edmund Dulac's Abridgements
RL Stine's Fear Street series

It's a joke about expectations
unfortunately, now dead

How many have you read?

Tamora Pierce - Any Tortall series.

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Infinite Jest
Gravity's Rainbow
Ulysses

The Foundling Trilogy (One of the only legitimately creative and thoughtful ones made recently.)

Kevin Crossley Holland's Arthur Trilogy (nicely handles the mythos and history in a way that can appeal to pretty much anyone of reading age.)

The Edge Chronicles (Maybe the plots for the books aren't great. But they're lots of fun. If nothing else, read for the worldbuilding and artwork. Hot damn.)

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all of them...

What did you not read when you were a kid?

Catch-22 is a "must read ya!" book. Like, that's what you would say when you saw it in your reading list.

Fuck that, My Brother Sam is Dead messed me up as a kid.

The Book Thief was alright

i think you misinterpreted the joke

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