Describe your love interest

he's intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

tfw I feel as if I would be willing to sacrifice myself in anyway to the benefit of my partner...... if I had one. In other words, I feel like a savior, with no one to save.

Same honestly. I hate doing so many things like working or general living but anytime I ever had a partner, everything I did made me happy. Because I knew that in someway it was also benefiting them. When I worked I got money so that we could do things, I didnt dread being there .
Its probably not the best way to live your life because you have to do things for yourself but idk that doesnt work for me.

This individual looks autistic. How can anyone find this sexy is beyond me.

thank god you don't have anyone to """save"

Nobody wants a doormat for a partner

Not anyone you'd be happy with, anyway

Theres a difference between being a beta pushover that does anything and everything for their partner and someone that strives to be a better person because of the person they love.

Finding meaning and enjoyment in something because you finally have a reason to feel it (having a partner that depends on you and wants you to be the best you can be) isnt being a doormat.
I should mention that Im assuming its a two way street and they do the same. I obviously woudlnt feel this way, or even be with someone that didnt want to work hard for me.

She's hot and she's real

You just described the secret to a successful relationship. One should not go into a relationship asking the significant other "What can you do to please me? ". On the contrary ,one should enter a relationship with the mentality of " How can I serve you ".
If people understood this train of thought, there would be a lot less divorces.

Please tell me you're trolling.