You can only choose one

That's still ridiculously good. Just wish for one of the rarest first editions or lost manuscripts of a different sought-after thing each of the 3 times a day you use it until you're rich. It has a lot of potential if you do your homework on exactly which editions of which texts to get with it.

>Tfw you bring back every single work the Muzzies burned in the Library of Alexandria.

Man, would you really sell that shit to become insanely rich though? I might do that for a little money, but then I'd just be wishing for the original Iliad and the lost poems of the Epic Cycle and things of that nature

Most here would do well to opt for top right, though inevitably they will choose bottom left out of a nervous desire to become Bloom's heir.

>Get wish pill
>wish for incredibly rare and valuable books
>retire

Not all of it, but definitely enough to live like a king for the rest of my life. After that it'd mostly just be something cool to have for getting rare/out of print books to read.

thinking real big! uni is the perfect place to become an actual machine with a machine memory to boot!

easily bottom left. to be able to have the memory of a savant but retain adequate social/life skills is the recipe for genius

Not all it's cracked up to be.

Pathetically unfunny, I can smell the reddit from here.

>pills 2,3,5
>all things adderall does

Definitely 1 or 4, probably 1.

Not really. You'd most likely turn into a machine-like autist who quotes things verbatim all the time without having any thoughts of your own if you had it.

either no typos or free books

I thought motivation one is obviously the way to go as that's what I'm truly missing in my life. Then all the progress I make would truly be mine too.

Then I saw the last one and I'll take being rich over motivation. Much easier to motivate yourself when you got all the time in the world.

Tough to choose between the two on the left and top middle. I'd probably like bottom left best but it would be the least useful. Top middle could be a life changer given my job (lawyer).

Let us rather develop more, different and better pharmaceuticals; faster, better and cheaper all.

> Much easier to motivate yourself when you got all the time in the world.
I doubt it, I have lots of free time but I waste it here rather than actually doing anything productive.

Sometimes I even just sit in a chair and stair at the ceiling.

Orange pill obviously.

>brb getting original copies of every religious text and major literary work
>sell them for millions

I'd go for the middle of the second row. It takes me months to get through a few good sized books.

I thought it was the Christians or at very least the Jews who burned Alexandria.

Posted this a few days ago, but it seems appropriate here, too.

nytimes.com/1993/02/08/opinion/a-brief-version-of-time.html

assuming we can't be little loophole faggots and just sell all the books we get with orange pill, I would choose bottom left

>bottom left
>Bloom Mode

Orange pill; real-life drugs do the other ones.

>Sell first editions and rare manuscripts
>Read all the old lost philosophers and books of the past
>Never need to pay or search for books again
It's obviously the best choice.

Top left easily.

Post more images like this, they're comfy. Doesn't have to be Veeky Forums related. I can't decide between the leftmost pills.

How would that be a loophole? It says you can sell them.

Orange would be the most useful, but the white/blue is very tempting. But still, orange would get me as much clout as a researcher because I get to have a lot of nice rare books that only I've seen. I'll be able to donate a significant collection to museums/libraries upon my death.

top left, writing faster means nothing if your writing is still bad, i already have motivation to read 6 hours a day, remembering everything would make it near impossible to write good prose as you could always remember someone who did it better, reading speed increase is worse than the memory one for absorbing literature deeply, bottom right is good but my GOAT prose from top left will save me

That has to be one of the most retarded things I've ever read. Absolute drivel.

Why would anyone take a pill to become a better writer? You'd be a literal hack.

Good luck to you.

I'd choose the orange one. Just hoarding a library of all the rare first editions and selling them online would make me very rich in little time. I can then spend the rest of my life focusing on my writing.

>In AD 642, Alexandria was captured by the Muslim army of Amr ibn al `Aas. Several later Arabic sources describe the library's destruction by the order of Caliph Omar. Bar-Hebraeus, writing in the 13th century, quotes Omar as saying to Yaḥyā al-Naḥwī: "If those books are in agreement with the Quran, we have no need of them; and if these are opposed to the Quran, destroy them."

Sand people have always been the enemies of civilization.

Bitchboys who have absolutely no confidence.

I suck at remembering stuff, I want the 4th pill so hard.

So frustrating to search for a word on a dictionary when I know I've looked for it before.

Probably bottom right. Some of them I'd sell, just enough to live comfortably, but there are also many awesome yet expensive books that I want. (For example, Ulysses and Flowers of Evil illustrated by Matisse, Matisse's Jazz, obscure psychedelic french comics...)

I guess I'm the only one who wants the top right (red-green) but then again I'm a writer.

4 is objectively the correct answer.

6 if you only are no scholar, tho.

>obscure French comics
patrish as fuck my man

Top left seems like an easy choice.

Bottom left and bottom right are so OP it's not even fair to the other pills. Purple is useless unless you're an actual retard or have the most debilitating dyslexia and no access to just about every word processing software on earth.

What if the first one (the red and white one) is just a placebo and you just believe your writing has improved but you were a good writer all along? Thus you have part of the effect from the third pill.

Number 4

top left no contest

First one, of course. Even if I don't become a writer I can write poems for bitches and get mad pussy.

Obviously the red/green pill.

>needing top left
Embarrassing.

i agree

also, it seems I already have spontaneous doses of top right

Bottom right is the patrician choice.

I pick upper right though.

Bottom left
I'd trade both my nuts for autist memory

Top left without question. The other ones don't interest me as much.

Do you understand how much a perfect memory would help with most things on that list, especially helping you write well? Have fun writing the most amazing "complex" novels about the fucking nothing in your minds while I crank out amazing shit because I have the collective canon of mankind being drilled into my head at lightning speed by mere glances at a page.

>1 skill of the muse
>2 meth
>3 meth
>4 rain man
>5 meth
>6 magic

6 for making money/finding obscure texts, 4 for becoming a modern day polymath, 1 to be immortalized as a literary great

i'd take 6 because i'm a lazy shit. print a 1st edition papyrus bible and spend the rest of my days doing whatever inordinately rich people do

I'm not a superhero-type person.

I believe in having limitations.

Unquestionably bottom left.

>all lost works of aristotle
Except I'm too lazy to learn Greek. I'll take the reading speed one.