You can only choose one

That's still ridiculously good. Just wish for one of the rarest first editions or lost manuscripts of a different sought-after thing each of the 3 times a day you use it until you're rich. It has a lot of potential if you do your homework on exactly which editions of which texts to get with it.

>Tfw you bring back every single work the Muzzies burned in the Library of Alexandria.

Man, would you really sell that shit to become insanely rich though? I might do that for a little money, but then I'd just be wishing for the original Iliad and the lost poems of the Epic Cycle and things of that nature

Most here would do well to opt for top right, though inevitably they will choose bottom left out of a nervous desire to become Bloom's heir.

>Get wish pill
>wish for incredibly rare and valuable books
>retire

Not all of it, but definitely enough to live like a king for the rest of my life. After that it'd mostly just be something cool to have for getting rare/out of print books to read.

thinking real big! uni is the perfect place to become an actual machine with a machine memory to boot!

easily bottom left. to be able to have the memory of a savant but retain adequate social/life skills is the recipe for genius

Not all it's cracked up to be.

Pathetically unfunny, I can smell the reddit from here.