I had a realization this morning

it's very expensive to fly our super advanced super expensive planes, so we need to use expensive shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost shitpost

I agree. We should invest in just walking there instead.

Eliminate a lot of the overhead.

You guys are way overthinking this. I personally just take a breadknife and slice open their throats. Coast: a breadknife.

You can even steal the breadknife, then it's for free.

And yes, DOD has already hired me to implement this terrific plan. Patents and shit.

Steal a predator missile

Really we should make bombs for all the letters, to sabotage enemy communications

Steal this

*unzips dick*

Just drop some ebola.
It's super effective and cost little.

Why does your dick have a zipper on it?

I saw a friend do this.

He was playing the original Civilization game, and badly behind his opponents. He had catapults, and he produced a number of diplomats to steal technology. He stole both railroads and advanced flight. I imagine that his bombers were powered by steam and dropped rocks. He made a brilliant comeback.

We used to hurl rocks at our enemies (see catapults) but we discovered that it would be more effective if our rocks exploded, thus we have bombs.