Are my jokes funny and JOKES

Weapons-grade autism

Pretty cool letter, but I wouldn't have the courage to send it to anyone

I didn't even need to open the thread to know there was autism here. I just didn't expect this much.

Pretty much this. Don't mail anonymous letters to people you don't know. Why the fuck did you think this was socially acceptable?

This has to be a troll. Nobody this autistic would be capable of dressing themselves, let along mailing a letter

I don't see what that woman's problem is. OP is just trying to be friendly.

Please put me in screencap

Why, OP, why?

reading this was like watching you hurdle, where you hit every single one of them

Don't get me wrong i find these relatively clever, but none of them struck me as jokes per say. Where is the surprise or punchline?