So long and thanks for all the fish?
Neat
Christian Taylor
Liam Cruz
>Dolphins have possessed brains that are larger and more complex than human ones for more than 25 million years.
D-do dolphins make us all brainlets?
David Hernandez
>Dr Ryabov said it was now beyond doubt that dolphins speak their own language and it is time to start studying how to communicate directly with them.
>“Humans must take the first step to establish relationships with the first intelligent inhabitants of the planet Earth by creating devices capable of overcoming the barriers that stand in the way of using languages and in the way of communications between dolphins and people,” he added.
Who hype for our welcoming our dolphin brethren into society as equals by 2026?
Anthony Miller
>2016
>he still thinks humans aren't turbo brainlets
Matthew Watson
>dolphins have been sapient and sentient for millions of years and spent it all just mindlessly wandering the depths of the ocean because they don't have the means to develop and then human ape land dwelling niggers come along and within 200k years destroy them all via ocean acidification and climate change
it's not fair desu
Eli Martin
lmfao
>2011
I was involved in a project in Namibia taking hydrophone recordings of dolphin pods and sub-pods having conversations, even lying to each other about their identities in some cases, which we would then interpret in the lab.
>2016
"dolphins recorded having a conversation for the first time"
What a crock of fucking shit, fucking telegraph
Owen Morris
Finally, I will get to marry a dolphin legally.
Samuel Edwards
lel
>tfw these fuckers aren't the dominant species bc their bodies are utter trash
Hudson Hernandez
That happens all the time due to poor fact checking and wanting to be sensationalist.
I don't even think they have a subscription to Nature.
Jace James
Welcome to the USA/IEEE