30k in it for ya

Here is a thought just let it fall back to earth so it can just burn up on reentry.

Astronoughts need food

Intravenous feeding.

Recycle it into fuel for something, such as maneuvering thrusters

Send really fat astronauts, who could use the diet. Sell the videos as diet plans to an increasingly obese American public to fund further missions.

they wouldn't fit in the rocket

Why wouldn't you just shoot it into space?

Drop it down randomly and make betting business on who the shit hits. Use money to send up new food.

Its not like they can just fire it into the sun or something...

Colostomy bags.