>move in with gf >she combines our bokshelves to save space >donates duplicates >Organizes them in alphabetical order instead of my preferred method of Genre, period, author (A-Z) >mfw most of her books are plebshit genrefic and tons of non-fiction about Africa
My patrician collection of memes has been brutalized lads. Worst part is I know she's gonna keep the books if we break up.
What's the best way to organize a bookshelf anyway
Jason Martin
How is your preferred method by genre, but you hate genre shit? Do you mean novel, poetry, short story collections, etc.?
I have mine by country of author origin and time period within that.
Bentley Smith
>not size
Noah Morgan
just...reorganize them...not that hard dude
Sebastian Perry
Yes. Fiction, poetry, plays, anthologies, etc.
Then by period (19th Century Russia, for example)
Connor Campbell
Kill her; dump her books.
Daniel Ortiz
Do you have any before pics? or just pics now?
Nicholas Cruz
Fucking women, man. Show her who is the boss and get her back in the kitchen. Women should be seen not heard, bro
Evan Hughes
>Worst part is I know she's gonna keep the books if we break up. And how is she gonna stop you from taking your own property with you?
Logan Foster
plebboy he has a woman, he doesn't need your lowgrade memes in his bookshelf either.
Ian Jones
She recognised he doesn't have the autism required for him to kill her over messy up a perfectly fine collection and filing system. Genre fiction teaches you to only know your audience.
Benjamin Edwards
>tfw make husband keep all his genre fiction and comics in his "man cave"
Sorry for your loss, OP.
Ryder Howard
Fiction: county of orgin --> author by publication date of first book --> publication/writing order
Non-fiction: topic --> county of orgin --> author by date of publication of first book --> publication/writing order
Poetry: country of orgin --> etc (same as others)
Sebastian Hernandez
>she(?) lets her husband have a man cave
William Flores
I mean, it keeps the garbage out of the rest of the house. I have a study/home office.
Xavier Morris
At least your gf reads.
My gf has ADHD, can't even concentrate on kids' books. It bothers me but I'd feel like an asshole if I broke up with her for it.
James Russell
It also keeps it out of the garbage can.
Jonathan Howard
read books to her :3
Owen Jones
tell her to get a script
Colton Morris
lol your books just got cucked
Zachary Russell
imo you shouldn't marry someone you hate enough to throw their things out. I just think he's got tacky taste.
Matthew Morris
American literature, English literature, French literature, German literature, Russian literature.
Spanish literature, Latin American literature.
History of Argentina, latin America, Spain and World history.
Religion, philosophy and political essays.
Carter Lee
Good point. Why are you married to a child in the first place? You pedo or something?
Jason Sanders
There's a lot more to a person than their taste in books, user. Things like kindness, loyalty and potential for being a good father are more important to me.
James Hughes
>most of her books are plebshit genrefic So how is >donates duplicates a big problem? Your collection's impeccably patrician, right?
Adam Allen
If she can't read kids' books scripts are going to be a nightmare.
Benjamin Carter
>There's a lot more to a person than their taste in books, user. Of course, but being a child usually indicates something about those thing. >kindness, loyalty and potential for being a good father Aren't those more like the bare minimum?
Isaiah Torres
how do you order the countries?
Ethan Morris
>donates duplicates she did you a favor user. I often decide what books to get rid of to make space on my shelf by looking at someone plebby's bookshelf and getting rid of everything we both have
Colton Cruz
You'd think they would be, but it's rare to find all three.
I start at the bottom of Africa, go up through the Middle East over to the Far East, then through Russia into Scandinavia and Europe, then over to Canada, USA, and down through Latin/South America.
Levi Cox
>Worst part is I know she's gonna keep the books if we break up.
Wew lad.
Charles Cooper
>tons of non-fiction about Africa
Bruh... She wants to get blacked.
Isaiah Flores
epic reddit
Jack Foster
Yeah I forgot about that. I order them by language then area (so England, America, Ireland, Canada are all in a "section" by each other) counties like Hungary which I think of as between Germany and Russia are placed between the German and Russian sections. Nabokov straddles Russian and American. At this point it's a bit subjective.
Oliver Lee
That's the gods honest truth user. Why else would some basic white girl have an interest in that shithole
Austin Powell
OP never said she was white.
Henry Bell
Fair enough. But most women I know who have some interest in the dark continent only do so because they have a thing for Mandingo warriors.
Tyler Ward
I can assure you that you don't know women around you that well at all, and mostly you're projecting your insecurities on other people. :)
Josiah Rivera
how awful must to have a talk with you in real life
Landon Allen
Homie, I only say this because these women have told me that jacked black men are their type. There's no projection, just what shameless broads have admitted to me.
Colton Murphy
>move in with gf >make this incredibly pedestrian topic as a stealthbrag
Grayson Ortiz
>thinking you can brag on Veeky Forums
Chase Morales
Gf has started reading my books
Carter Jones
>organize a bookshelf Kek Why would you do that?
Easton Hughes
It makes it easier to find books you want to find. It doesn't really make sense until you have at least a few hundred books though.
Novels alphabetically by author, nonfiction by topic starting with the most that you give a shit about to least
Ayden Foster
Savage detected. The sole hallmark of civilization is the ability to be decent even to people you hate.
Chase Jones
Write your sign name or stupid presentation on the first printed page of the book
Dominic Garcia
quads confirm i put the biggest volume against the wall of the shelf and work down. if theres space at the end i use a bookend.
Xavier Evans
top kek
Carter Smith
>tfw too poor for physical books >what books I do have are crammed onto one shelf of a "bookshelf" amidst papers and an etch-a-sketch >the shelf above this one contains personal hygiene products and my old high school graduation cap and some other shit >top shelf contains a broken keyboard and a candle >shelf below the books contains video games and a few dvds >bottom shelf contains a couple more books, an old container for film reel that I found at a garage sale that I thought was neat, and a replacement lawn mower blade
why the fuck did I type all of this
Carson Davis
You're extrapolating strangely. I didn't say I hate people enough to throw their things away. I said that people shouldn't marry those they feel that way about.
Brayden Reyes
I dunno, you could have just taken a picture instead.
Brayden Reed
...
Xavier Ward
either entirely randomly or alphabetical by author's last name
Benjamin Price
Why would you allow this shit? And WTF do you mean "she's gonna keep the books if we break up"?? I'd see my loved ones all in Hell before they took my books. Separate the books, sort yours as you want, and be a man. I was married and co-habitating for seven years before we bought a house and finally combined book collections, and they'd get un-combined if we ever separated, believe me. Exes can give you back your books, or understand that you'll be their worst nightmare for the rest of their miserable lives.
Gabriel Thomas
>all that useless shit
Why not declutter?
Lucas Cook
only thing you should be combining is your genitals lmao
Landon Powell
>she's gonna keep the books if we break up. Dude. Come on.
Colton Morgan
>she's gonna keep the books if we break up.
lmfao kcmod
Jordan Hill
>move in with gf >already talking about break up
you are speaking your mind
Henry Ross
>Exes can give you back your books, or understand that you'll be their worst nightmare for the rest of their miserable lives.
woah
Isaac Adams
Take all her books off and then piss on them. Show her who's the boss.
Christian Brown
>Exes can give you back your books, or understand that you'll be their worst nightmare for the rest of their miserable lives. Reddit.
Jaxson Lee
Guy in the middle is -aggressively- bantering. Guy looking at us has just had the horrifying realisation that he's just a bit too old for this level of banter, and beneath their banter his friends know it too.
Joshua Ortiz
I don't organise them
I stuff them on the shelf in any order
some of them are stacked sideways or on top of other rows
Thomas Ward
came to post this, op is beta cuck too pussy to have a fucking open conversation with his gf about a bookshelf.
This relationship will surely last since you're both so open with each other.
Robert Martinez
>tfw hold my own hand in bed as if I'm holding hands with a girl >tfw circle my thumb on the back of the other hand as if it's a girl >tfw rub my foot up and down my calf as if it's a girl >tfw run my fingers up and down and through my chest hair as if it's a girl doing it >tfw whisper to myself in a feminine voice and reply in a deep whisper complaining jokingly to "her" that I'm tired and need to sleep >tfw lie in bed and pretend a qt girl is lying with her face towards mine and smiling at me >tfw fold up my bathrobe and place it between legs as if it's a girl's leg >tfw kiss empty air pretending I'm kissing a girl >tfw lie on my back and hold my arm out and then folded at a ninety degree angle to pretend I'm holding a girl who's lying against me >tfw go through each board on Veeky Forums pretending I'm giving a tour to my girlfriend and providing a humorous little summary about each one >tfw watching home videos on my laptop of my family and me as a kid and pretending a qt girl is sitting beside me saying "awww" and smiling and asking who the different people are >tfw walking home alone and pretending she's walking beside me and think up lengthy dialogue and occasionally laugh at something she or I said in the imagined dialogue >tfw imagine meeting her family and having them like me >tfw imagine her meeting my family for the first time and us sleeping and talking quietly in my room at home >tfw imagine her and my mom preparing coffee after dinner and watching her laugh at something my mom says >tfw imagine making her mom laugh and making her father a little annoyed when she and her mother tell him that he's probably boring me and that I probably want to get to bed after the long journey >tfw developing several lengthy scenarios involving me and my qt crush and replaying them mentally each night while adding minor details and more dialogue and making them a little longer each night
Gabriel Flores
fuck you. i kek'd
Jackson Lopez
>>tfw walking home alone and pretending she's walking beside me and think up lengthy dialogue and occasionally laugh at something she or I said in the imagined dialogue >tfw not funny enough to make my imaginary girlfriend laugh
Christopher Scott
fuck off faggot
Lincoln Nelson
these are kawaii as shit, post shelves and location and maybe you'll get an insufferable hipster Veeky Forums gf who you can leave for your imaginary ex
Henry Wright
>he fell for the gf meme
Jackson Long
>tfw go through each board on Veeky Forums pretending I'm giving a tour to my girlfriend and providing a humorous little summary about each one