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Dear Veeky Forums,

What's the safest way to kill myself? Thanks in advance.

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carbon monoxide in a garage

Carbon monoxide causes violent convulsions though, doesn't it? That's not particularly safer than a nitrogen exit bag. Actually, it's way worse.

Easiest in what way? Painless? Cheapest? Requiring the fewest materials?

In all honesty though, you should call the suicide hotline. At least give it a shot before giving it all up.

>safest
>it will kill me

I have tapeworms in my brain. I'm not suicidally depressed, or even depressed. I just know that, when it gets bad enough, I intend to commit suicide and I want to do it in the safest way possible.

pass out at the edge of a cliff or something very tall

Inert gas asphyxiation

The safest way is to drink some water and go jogging in a park.

Uh....isn't that curable? I think you could probably just have them give your head a weak zap of xrays, enough to sterilize the tapeworms and not kill you, so then as they gradually die out they won;t be replaced and you won't die due to having a bunch of dead creatures in your brain simeltaneously.

I mean shit, why not give that a shot, what do you have to lose?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cysticercosis#Neurocysticercosis_2

That's completely treatable tho. Quit being a faggot, your brain will recover, a friend of mine had a severe stroke and couldn't talk at first, a year later motherfucker made a 33 on the ACT and got into Harvard.

Harden up, take your praziquantel, and start doing brain exercises.

Damn, how'd he have a stroke in high school? Wtf?

Bad luck. It can happen to anyone at anytime dude. He wasn't the healthiest person before that, nowadays he watches what he eats and goes for walks a lot.

The point is, the human brain is very good at healing itself. This shit is rough but people do recover from it. It's all about having the guts to confront rebuilding yourself after surgery and recovery.

Don't give up OP. You can beat this shit.

Once had my car running in my garage and making out with someone, can confirm it made me vomit up what felt like battery acid and threw my heart off rhythm.

>safest way to kill myself
>safest
>kill

hmm

Shotgun in mouth. Make sure you actually aim at your brain.

Join the military

The safest way is to become an animal that doesn't 'cause the animal that doesn't ends up someone else's la la la la lunch (munch munch munch munch munch)

You are quite right actually.
The brain isn't a piece of stone, it can change.

This, or explosion directed at your brain. Anything faster than the speed of neuronal conduction that obliterates your brain. Might not get to see heaven as your dying though.

Full pack of 50 benzos and a bottle of whisky at once