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That's completely treatable tho. Quit being a faggot, your brain will recover, a friend of mine had a severe stroke and couldn't talk at first, a year later motherfucker made a 33 on the ACT and got into Harvard.
Harden up, take your praziquantel, and start doing brain exercises.
Damn, how'd he have a stroke in high school? Wtf?
Bad luck. It can happen to anyone at anytime dude. He wasn't the healthiest person before that, nowadays he watches what he eats and goes for walks a lot.
The point is, the human brain is very good at healing itself. This shit is rough but people do recover from it. It's all about having the guts to confront rebuilding yourself after surgery and recovery.
Don't give up OP. You can beat this shit.
Once had my car running in my garage and making out with someone, can confirm it made me vomit up what felt like battery acid and threw my heart off rhythm.
>safest way to kill myself
>safest
>kill
hmm
Shotgun in mouth. Make sure you actually aim at your brain.
Join the military
The safest way is to become an animal that doesn't 'cause the animal that doesn't ends up someone else's la la la la lunch (munch munch munch munch munch)
You are quite right actually.
The brain isn't a piece of stone, it can change.
This, or explosion directed at your brain. Anything faster than the speed of neuronal conduction that obliterates your brain. Might not get to see heaven as your dying though.