What is the scientific cure for laziness?

A good video

youtube.com/watch?v=Yx0moKyWoW8

>that fucking thumbnail

Didn't even start the video. Already knew it was going to be shit.

You have to fight the desire to be lazy, none of the stuff actually takes that long is what you realize when you start doing it.

>judging by appearances

Not gonna make it.

>some dudebro motivational bait for normalfags

Yeah, not going to be a waste of time at all. Why would I watch that when I could be doing literally anything else?

sitting your ass down and start working. No other solution.

That face when I once locked myself in a room without anything except my homework and the relevant resources on hand for three hours. It was a good nap.

>take the materialist model to heart
>degrade yourself for a few years with pointless vices to silence your humanity
>develop an ego
>its only purpose is self-sustenance
>acquire fear of death due to the transgressions you have committed
>get on the hedonistic treadmill of inane object acquisition
>continue until death

Side effects may include: purgatory, hell, damnation.

You let life fuck you in the ass. I Coasted by high school taking science and math AP's with B's and got 5's across the board. Came in with 48 Credits but still failed out of college and now have a 3.91 at my new school studying maths. Laziness is not an option for me anymore.
OR
just get that stupid lazy mindset out of ur head and get ur shit done before it all catches up to you.

Tell yourself how important what you need to do is relative to how trival and unproductive whatever distracting you is. Use this basis to form good work ethic habits. It may take several months of consistant effort in this to break your habit of laziness.
Or you cpuld whine to yohr doctor and get prescribed a highly addictive and neurologically devistating amphetamine.