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This is Chris-chan-tier, I hope you are ashamed of yourself.

Okay, okay. Be honest. How many of those girls have you actually fucked?

And some extra questions

1) How do you talk to them at first?
2) How do you answer after they ask you "Why the fuck did you even put up that sign?"

I've just started college last week bro, give me some time.

Also I'm not going to put my real number retard.

kek, I remember that retard.
I'm not austistic, nor socially retarded.

Not going to put my real number there.

>give me some time

Lol. You do realize that right now as we speak people from your university are having sex? You do realize that maybe already half of the new people already had sex without needing to resort to autistic strategies.

Also, if you are not putting your real number then how are they contacting you?

Did you get a second number? If so that is also a real number. Explain yourself.

Do you think I could find people to play japanese mahjong with? My uni has lots of asians, though not too many japanese people. I occasionally can overhear people speaking japanese though.

do you realize some phones have dual sim card, right?

>having sex
do you realize I've just had one week in college, already got like 12 cellphones, and talking to four girls, hoping to escalate to flirting next week.

some of those girls I just saw yesterday.

give me some time fagget.

You should try. But assuming that japanese mahjong is as obscure as Go then probably not. But just try, who cares.

Adding to my own story, after like a week or two someone ripped my fucking sign off the wall. I never saw who it was. By that time I had already given up though.

>do you realize some phones have dual sim card, right?

Then you are giving a real number. A fake number is a number that does not exist and does not reach anything, or a number that does not belong to you and you do not know to whom it belongs to.

>do you realize I've just had one week in college, already got like 12 cellphones, and talking to four girls, hoping to escalate to flirting next week.

>HOPING TO ESCALATE TO FLIRTING

Holy shit. First, there is no escalation. You set the stage with the first text. You either start flirting from the moment you talk to a girl, or you are no longer a sexual object in their eyes (unless they like you). You are already that creepy guy who I like to mess with from time to time via cellphone.

You are dumb. This is like those guys who think that to get girlfriends/one night stands the first step is to become the girl's friend. Holy shit lol.

Drop all those 4 girls and try again, except that this time start flirting immediately. Also have a good picture of yourself as your avatar in Whatsapp, so that they take your advances seriously.

t. someone who has had sex

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fucking retard.
I just got their phone numbers yesterday, some even haven't replied.

I would love some advice regarding flirting if you're a Chad.

>playing go

... you've never kissed a girl, have you? it doesn't really matter what you say btw, I know that you haven't, so really don't even bother responding