How do you fix it Veeky Forums?

>the authoritarian bureaucracy of the wizarding world remains an unambiguously positive force.

Until it failed to react to a growing underground faction admist general popular discontent due to its own inertia which leads to its downfall.
I don't know where you get this idea that the Ministry of Magic is meant to be admirable, at best its merely functional and ineptly threatening (see Sirius Black)

Harry Potter:
Chapter 1

Harry Potter is sent to the draft.

I prefer the one about the wizards aggressively pushing acceptance of more and more muggle-born people until magic is bred out of society and the wizarding world ceases to exist

Also, is anyone else conflicted about the new movie coming out?
>Pros
- Based Colin Farrell playing a villain
-Based art deco+roaring 20s aesthetics
>Cons
- Shit tier actor Eddy Redmayne is the hero
- Don't want to support JKR's money grab
- Will likely suck

>“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

>It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Wait till you meet Volxemort/Voldemint/darth Valer

Hermione uses the time turner to go back in time and have sex with a past version of herself.
Does this fanfic exist?