Be TA for physics II class

>lecture from rudin's real and complex analysis in a Calc I class.
(you)
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spirituality isn't the only way to make yourself happy. although mindfulness meditation is scientifically proven to increase happiness.

you probably have a magnesium deficiency.

also drink some st john's wort tea to deal with that depression if you're not into meds.

You know if any of them have accommodations and you said this you've just opened your Uni to real lawsuits from the Americans with Disabilities act.

Good job fagot.

>B-but I am c-complex!

it wasn't until i became a TA that i realized what huge shitheads people in college are. people asking for help with labs/homework midnight, or even early morning hours of the day it's due. people trying to gain back half a point when they already have a grade well into 90%. one guy fucked up the whole class, and then went behind the professors back to the dean saying that the professor agreed to give him an incomplete instead of an F.

granted, most of these experiences were with middle eastern guys.

>people trying to gain back half a point when they already have a grade well into 90%.
Maybe they just want the grade they deserve. You know it's possible that future exams could bring the grade down below a 90, right? If a brainlet TA made a mistake grading my exam, I would try to correct it too. Especially since you're paid by the students tuition to be grading this shit, why are you making mistakes?

>TA is Indian
>can't understand a single word she says

I am reporting you to the Dean...

I contracted reddit from this post.

>be TA for Calc II class
>have pin worms
>ass itchy as hell
>decide to rub my hand across my anus and dip it in professor's coffee
>two weeks later he tells me he has to miss a day for a "intestinal related issue"
Great success.
Still haven't gotten rid of my pin worms.
I've had them since I was a kid.